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[shanyushahollander]

in the interest of fair whackings my favorite ilya flaw is his obnoxious martyr complex that is actually breathtakingly selfish and a way of avoiding intimacy to keep from getting hurt <3 there is just so much there to explore!!!

[shanyushahollander]

the sentence ‘shane obviously does not want to be in a relationship with the giving tree’ just popped into my head fully formed and of course i felt the need to share

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya’s I’d do anything for you’ and Shane’s ‘I don’t want that/god are you okay?’ Is so meaty to me.

It betrays such a lack of self worth but it also has him assuming negative things about Shane and how Shane perceives him. Shane doesn’t want Ilya for what he can give him and Ilya has such a difficult time internalising that it makes him resentful in his martyrdom ughhh. I love him

[transfemryanprice]

That one post

[aureate-melodies]

are you good at staying still?

Staying Still / Noah Kahan

[ismickeyadopted]

hand: on cock. eyes: barely open. boy who’s not quite my boyfriend yet but the love of my life: saying a million words to me in my second language after he just woke me up. but oh wait. oh. he wants to be together. with me. don’t cry. kiss him. kiss him you fool. tell him you love him. now in a language you share. i love him. holy shit. he loves me. life is worth living. barebacking :)

[wyatthazy]

1.05 -> 1.06 requested by @littlespoonevan <3 (in episode five, ilya conceals his feelings with language; in episode six, ilya feels safe enough to say that he's terrified out loud) (all because of shane's earnestynuke heading straight towards his walls)

[ilyapasta]

I think one time during the final Boston year Shane chips his tooth and he shows up to Metros practice and the guys are like "Wait did you get clipped in the last game? Where were we?" and Shane is like "Yeah, I didn't even notice it during the game, must've been a stray stick or something. You got tape I can borrow?" Quickly changing the subject because he actually chipped his tooth while voraciously sexting Ilya and trying to get a well-composed photograph of his pecs but he was finding it hard to flex and push his biceps in toward his chest while holding the phone up above his head lying down in bed dildo half-in his ass while Ilya is sending rapid-fire text messages from the back of the Raider's team bus during an 8-week dry spell like—Send hole, Send nipples, tell me you love me, Send me your cock, tell me you want my cock, are you moaning? send me a voice note, yes I'll keep it quiet, volume is low Hollander, did you get the toy in? God I fucking love you. Missed you so much today almost chartered my own flight to Montreal, Yes I know you would be turned off by bad financial decision, God I want to swallow your dick. I want to see your nipples baby want to come all over them make you push your tits together, alright I won't call them tits you are no fun, make it nice for me, baby baby babyyyyyy, my good little— and Shane is rapid fire messaging back and also trying to take pictures and his cock is so hard it hurts and then he drops the phone on his face, chipping the tooth and swearing and the next picture he sends to Ilya is his fat fucking lip and bloody mouth and chipped tooth and despite being a little worried about what happened, Ilya nearly shoots off in his pants, no context needed. Cliff wakes up from a nap and thumps Ilya's back, thinking he's choking on his Doritos.

[illeeya]

But I've been anywhere / And it's not what I want / And I wanna be still with you

You keep your socks on in bed / Keep our hearts warm / See the tree shadows lie in black the pools in the lawns / You're the breeze in my Austin nights

for shane and ilya at the cottage, watching the sunrise. and when they’re not, but wishing they were.

[russianblush]

#the way they're both ready to devour each other

[yeuziu]

"All I want is you, it's always you"

[hudconvent]

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

[hudconvent]

all my bitches come in threes like a hat trick

like the metros, hollander on the mattress

[hudconvent]

(yuna hollander on voicemail) hey sweetie its mom. sorry i missed you. though its 8:30 and you should be home by now. anyways give me a call back when you can. theres this guy Drake that just mentioned you in his new song. seems like a pretty big deal, canadian too. just take a listen to it when you get a chance. nothing bad. i actually think it could be quite good for your image. im trying to get in touch with his manager to see if he’ll let you be in the music video. unless youd rather send a cease and desist in which case i’ve got patty on speed dial if thats the route youd rather go. your father says hi. anyways, love you. call me back. bye.

[illeeya]

you know when you have a crush and just the mention of their name in passing causes your dopamine to spike? that’s ilya every time he hears this song. and because it’s Drake and it’s the 2010s, it would be INESCAPABLE. like: ilya’s stuck in traffic, inching one of his sports cars down Storrow, and it’s on the radio. he’s doing his warmup stretches and it’s playing over the arena speakers. he’s in the club, seconds from picking up a girl, and suddenly shane’s name is in his ear.

refer to: the closeup of shane when ilya is the first to win the cup. he’s simultaneously thrilled and jealous. that’s ilya when he hears “hollander on the mattress”. because on one hand, he’d be annoyed shane got name dropped by freaking Drake while being too boring to appreciate it. but also, ilya’s lizard brain hears that lyric and KNOWS what hollander really does on the mattress. and ilya WANTS. it’s a recurring involuntary reminder that the world “knows” shane hollander, but no one knows he’s fucking ilya rozanov.

[prodigalsdaughter]

anyway this is why ilya sides with kendrick during the kendrick drake beef

[dailyilyarozanov]

[truegenius]

hollanov: suburban legends

[hudconvent]

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

[hudconvent]

all my bitches come in threes like a hat trick

like the metros, hollander on the mattress

[hudconvent]

(yuna hollander on voicemail) hey sweetie its mom. sorry i missed you. though its 8:30 and you should be home by now. anyways give me a call back when you can. theres this guy Drake that just mentioned you in his new song. seems like a pretty big deal, canadian too. just take a listen to it when you get a chance. nothing bad. i actually think it could be quite good for your image. im trying to get in touch with his manager to see if he’ll let you be in the music video. unless youd rather send a cease and desist in which case i’ve got patty on speed dial if thats the route youd rather go. your father says hi. anyways, love you. call me back. bye.

[illeeya]

you know when you have a crush and just the mention of their name in passing causes your dopamine to spike? that’s ilya every time he hears this song. and because it’s Drake and it’s the 2010s, it would be INESCAPABLE. like: ilya’s stuck in traffic, inching one of his sports cars down Storrow, and it’s on the radio. he’s doing his warmup stretches and it’s playing over the arena speakers. he’s in the club, seconds from picking up a girl, and suddenly shane’s name is in his ear.

refer to: the closeup of shane when ilya is the first to win the cup. he’s simultaneously thrilled and jealous. that’s ilya when he hears “hollander on the mattress”. because on one hand, he’d be annoyed shane got name dropped by freaking Drake while being too boring to appreciate it. but also, ilya’s lizard brain hears that lyric and KNOWS what hollander really does on the mattress. and ilya WANTS. it’s a recurring involuntary reminder that the world “knows” shane hollander, but no one knows he’s fucking ilya rozanov.

[manhasetardis]

ILYA WEEK | DAY TWO - FAVORITE LOOK: the leopard shirt

"The whole thing with the Jean Paul Gaultier shirt—I’ve been getting a lot of messaging regarding that too, because it’s such a statement piece. I don’t know that anyone else could pull that shirt off in the world besides Ilya. It’s just so identifiable and also metaphorical to me. If I can put in little things that speak to me visually [like] the sense of him being this skinned predatory cat. In that moment, he has no power. He just sees his love across [the room], and there’s nothing he can do. So you see this version of himself literally on his shirt, which is just skinned, lost all his power." - Hanna Puley

[userilyarozanov]

ILYA ROZANOV & SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - )

[rozrozhollander]

Shane: *says something boring* Ilya: *is ready to get down on one knee*

or: the boring to Ilya's asshole

[mattpearson]

learner got gael's autograph after tonight's match 🥹🫶

[wyatthazy]

(honestly probably my most repeated line)