Illegalwarlock

No pronouns/Don’t Address Me. 4’ 20”. Human disaster. Fun Fact: I am between 0 and 1000 years old

[duchessvultjag]

are they... you know... *mimes impaling myself on an iron fence post so that the scrawny, weasel-faced bitch who refuses to say my name properly can cannibalize my soul and become a saint*

[vampirate-deanisms]

I always forget John was a mechanic before everything (and for a month or so after) to me (and dare I say most people) it's always something Dean learnt from Bobby

[themaybug]

"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."

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i finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday, and oh boy. that ending 😭 please no spoilers for the rest of the series, i am going in blind and i'm very excited

[can-they-assemble-ikea-furniture]

Could Arthur Pendragon from BBC Merlin assemble IKEA furniture?

They would TRY, and they COULD assemble it WELL

They would TRY to assemble it, but it would NOT go well

They would NOT try, but they COULD do it well

They would NOT try, and it would NOT go well if they did

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

Assume they have access to ikea furniture

[kankalin]

what have you done?

[eternalforeverago]

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[amphibimations]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[vibrantpuppeteer]

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

[nico-the-overlord]

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

[cittycatplay]

What.

[visceralvermin]

FIRST TRY.

[pinkypkmntrainer]

well-

[hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

What the fuck is ‘deliciously catgirl’

[totally-france]

Viliainounous amnesiac

[shortergaything]

nonsexual stud

[creativeflowers87]

“nervous amnesiac”???

[sailorsally]

the universe @ all of us today:

[illegalwarlock]

My hips do this cracking thing and it’s fucking awesome it sounds like a Skeleton reanimating

[jame7t]

To save the earth maybe we have . To fuck it

[rougey]

[noodles-and-tea]

Woodworms…

[ectochoir]

Tumblr adding polls was the best thing because it doesn’t matter what you’re asking, tumblr users LOVE sharing their opinions. You could ask something wildly abstract like “What cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?” and by the end of the day it’ll have 20k notes and there’s probably some kind of discourse happening in the replies.

[ectochoir]

Tumblr, you do not understand how little I want another 20k post.

[apolloroaming]

Which cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?

North

East

South

West

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

[ectochoir]

how could you do this to me.

[nahpkmp]

Sketches again!

[thenerdyindividual]

I do think it would be a very funny fic to read where the magic reveal happens at the perfect intersection of Arthur trusts Merlin implicitly, and Uther is still alive and a raging asshole, and Arthur’s solution isn’t to nobly send Merlin away and pine miserably. Oh no. He finds a medieval fantasy version of a squirt bottle and squirts Merlin with it whenever Arthur catches him using magic like Merlin is a cat that keeps trying to chew electric cords.

[travelsafely]

having an experience

[rnmidnm]

I don't think people appreciate how much stuff you can do with Merlin fandom.

It's heaven for fic writers. Let me explain.

Do you need your characters behaving strangely and doing something they would've never done?

Potions/Curses/Evil sorcerers/etc.

Do you need somehow add a new character?

Visiting nobles.

Do you need to explain some wild shit?

MAGIC.

Sometimes i deeply regret that i cannot write well, but gods there's just sm variety with Merlin. I don't think you can meet that everywhere