Very Active Cowpers Glands

My brain is a pinball machine and I am the ball pinging off all the hyperfixations

[daria-argento]

How it feels to notice there is a crack in. Everything

How it feels to realize that’s how the light gets in

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

No one cares but I saw Louis in sf last night and I'm still dying tbh. This man kills my mind!!!

[polespullspolls]

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[the-changeling]

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

Does anyone else think about the Hot Daga (a hot dog saga commissioned by Ryan, written by Shane, and beloved by fans everywhere) more than they should

[drdedyz-andthelackoftunes]

What?

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

Does anyone else think about the Hot Daga (a hot dog saga commissioned by Ryan, written by Shane, and beloved by fans everywhere) more than they should

[illhaveyouforbreakfast]

Something about Dean Winchester and Evan Kelmp both being born as a vessel and raised as a weapon and the yearning to be enough for people to want to keep them

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[memewhore]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[mctreeleth]

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

[desolate-avocado]

i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?

like would he cry?

[desolate-avocado]

losing it over these tags

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[hustlerose]

😇

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[omegaversereloaded]

i love this video so much one time i got high and watched it on a loop and it made me cry

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[inthefallofasparrow]

"Oh, not you as well, Brutus!" in that voice is the best translation of 'Et tu, Brute?' I've ever heard.