[illicitwanderlust]

Just bought our EDC tickets

I mean we’ll be 25 and almost 28 when we go but whatevs

Edit: This means I’m finally going to get in shape okay? Okay.

[illicitwanderlust]

Why am I here?

[illicitwanderlust]

I am so done.

[africanyounot-blog]

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

[genderlesslights]

I… To be honest did not get that until now

[coffeeandb00ks-deactivated20150]

Best thing I’ve seen in a long while

[in-war-victoria]

PRESS THAT REBLOG BUTTON

[illicitwanderlust]

I keep my eyes to myself around even the most attractive ladies, it is NOT ABOUT THE CLOTHING, you guys. The leering and catcalling and abhorrent behavior are about a lack of control that is ridiculously common in men.

[digthesatisfiedbeanie]

I will fight anyone who doesn’t love Come On Eileen

[hippostin]

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

“look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

[illicitwanderlust]

The dude and I go for sushi tonight. We start talking about music on the way home. I remember what a huge dork my boyfriend is.

The music conversation is spurred on by an old MCR song that comes on. Shane can remember the correct year it came out because it was right after he graduated high school. He mentions that he didn’t really listen to music in high school, and while he gets to thinking, I start to list off the truly odd collection of CDs I had as a kid. He finally gets “lightbulb face” and says “I used to listen to the Lord of the Rings soundtracks a lot, but that was pretty much it, does that count?”

Sometimes I wonder why it took Shane 23 years to get a girlfriend, and then he goes and says shit like this, and I understand.

[illicitwanderlust]

"When life gives you lemons"

Hanna: make lemonade

Aria: takes pictures of the lemons

Spencer: the lemons are A

Emily: dates the lemons

Alison: gets kidnapped by the lemons

Caleb: Ask the lemons if they want to move to New york

Toby: Arrests the lemons

Ezra: write a book about the lemons

The moms: Make wine

Mona: Get obsessed with lemons and start stalk them for years

Jenna: I don't see the lemons

Sara: teach the lemons to shower

Paige: drown the lemons

Tanner: you've crossed the line, young lemon

Mr. & Mrs. Dilaurentis: Put the lemons in Radley

Charles: kidnapping the lemons and puts them in a dollhouse

Everyone in Rosewood except Charles: who took my lemons?

[mirandatacchia]

Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.

[illicitwanderlust]

Literally me

[illicitwanderlust]

I hate everything right now wtf

[weallheartonedirection]

[god-damn-demetria]

When you raised your kid right

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

You can say whatever the fuck you want about Angelina, but she is a world class mother and human being.

[micdotcom]

Watch: In place of revenge, Kimmel suggests a great way to help animals and create positive change

[illicitwanderlust]

Holy wow

[lindsaybluth]

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

[ssfith]

hugmemoar:

he really looks so sad about it

they were so good. they were so good. they were so good

[misshalyn]

[illicitwanderlust]

Tent selfie, because I do what I want.

[illicitwanderlust]

Dear followers:

Please excuse my excessive posting. Nerve pain and headache means I took pain meds. Antagonistic friends and life stress mean I'm going to post about everything ever. Also I don't care, jfc, my blog, bye.