-Embarrassment Outlet-

I've got drawings and things that I say to people sometimes.

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[cinematech]

INCREDIBLY good results

[illitero]

Honk if u merember..

[johnluckpickerd]

[kingofooo]

by writer/storyboard artist Steve Wolfhard

from Steve:

“In honour of the AT finale getting nominated for an Emmy, here’s some headcanon that I’ve been holding onto for a while. I had the idea that when Jake eventually passes away he’d start growing uncontrollably, sort of like how a dead body can let go of its bowels.”

[meredithalden]

[ask-dr-knockout]

This.

a public service announcement

[lackyannie]

and i thought only bob ross knew what was up

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

this single post is more useful to me then four years of art school 

[lulukbraz]

We did it in color study class on my college and it’s incredible the difference between using red/blue/yellow than cyan/magenta/yellow. The purple was colored like shit, so as the greens. Than we tried the actuall primary colors and it FELT SO GOOD!

[zachdanielswhisky]

I JUST TESTED IT IN MY ART PROGRAM AND HOLY SHIT 

IT WORKED REALLY WELL

[idoko]

On the left we have dissapoinment; on the right, love.

[emeraldmercury]

Then why do they teach us that RBY are primary colours in Pre-KG????

[kamiyu910]

To mess with our heads….

Or because they think that cyan and magenta are too difficult for kids to learn? Lame either way

[skrappy-deactivated20221123]

Reshare to save lives

[jheselbraum]

Okay, no. No no no no no no no no NO.

Listen up you fucks because I’m not wasting thousands of dollars on an art degree to watch y’all fuck up basic color theory.

Red, yellow, and blue are the primary colors

If you’re using p i g m e n t.

Do you hear me? When you’re using traditional media, fucking actual goddamn paint, Bob Ross style, your primary colors are!

When you use paint, your primary colors are red yellow and blue and don’t forget it.

NOW THAT CHANGES COMPLETELY WHEN YOU GO FUCKING DIGITAL.

THE DIGITAL PRIMARY COLORS ARE RED BLUE AND GREEN IF AND ONLY IF YOUR WORK IS GOING TO STAY DIGITAL, ON THE SCREEN, AND NEVER LEAVE THE SCREEN, AND OF COURSE IF YOUR WORK IS GOING TO BE PRINTED. ON A PRINTER. WITH INK. THEN. AND O N L Y  T H E N.

ARE YOUR PRIMARY COLORS.

CYAN. 

MAGENTA.

AND YELLOW.

So say it with me folks!

Red yellow and blue, are the primary colors for traditional pigment that’s mostly used in paints and shit. You use red yellow and blue when you’re painting traditionally, Bob Ross style. 

Red blue and green is light, which is what you’re painting with when you pick up your tablet and go digital.

CMYK is ink, and ink only. You could use cyan, magenta, and yellow as your primary colors in paint if you wanted to be a complete dick, but they’re not your primary colors unless your work is going to be printed using. i n k. The only time they could be considered the primary colors in a traditional medium is if you’re using ink.

Good day.

[jheselbraum]

Also thatswhiskytoyou’s color mixing is bullshit because THIS:

Is my icon. I painted this using RED. GREEN. AND BLUE. AS MY PRIMARY COLORS and they turned out fine. Of course, I used the finger smudge tool first and then the color mixing tool and then the blur tool, but hey what do I know.

Clearly using the blur tool only doesn’t cut it.

“Oh but Leo!” You say. “You used cyan and magenta in that color wheel!”

Well bitch guess what.

this is the digital color wheel. I’d say I mimicked that pretty well, don’t you think?

Oh and one other thing, notice how Blue and Yellow are directly opposite each other on this color wheel? That’s because we’re dealing with light, and with light, yellow and blue are complimentary colors.

Which is why when you mix them, it looks like this:

Which is a pretty neutral gray tone: They cancel each other out on the rgb color wheel when you mix them together.

BUT WITH PIGMENT THE PLACEMENT IS DIFFERENT

If you’ll notice, yellow and violet are now opposite each other, meaning they’re complimentary colors and if you mix  them, they’ll make a neutral gray.

But if you mix yellow and blue, same colors as before, YOU GET THIS:

Now keep in mind that the person in the video uses a darker blue, so they get a darker green, but the point is that it doesn’t make that neutral gray.

Now what happens when we mix yellow and violet paint?

Ah yes, you get a bunch of muted colors the more evenly you mix them.

What happens when you mix yellow light and purple light?

I see, I see.

[jheselbraum]

OH AND ONE MORE THING.

They didn’t teach you about red blue green and cmyk in pre-k because when most of us were in pre-k digital art was still in its early stages and what fucking seven year old knows how to use a printer.

[jheselbraum]

GUESS WHO’S NOT FUCKING DONE YET:

The reason the primary colors for light are so dramatically different from the primary colors for paint and ink is because your eye only receives combinations of red light, blue light, and green light. Our eyes do not have a sensor (cone cell) for yellow light. So when we paint with light, red green and blue are our primary colors. Because of our eyes.

Furthermore, paint primary colors are colors that cannot be created by mixing other colors together. For paint, they are red yellow and blue, because you cannot mix orange and green to get yellow. Mixing orange and purple paint does not make red. And mixing green and purple paint does not make blue.

Mixing blue and green paints will make cyan. Mixing red and blue paints will make magenta.

That’s why cyan and magenta aren’t primary paint colors.

However, you can’t mix yellow and blue ink and get cyan. You can’t mix red and blue ink to get magenta.

And that’s why cyan and magenta are the primary ink colors.

Brighter and stronger paints are created through tints and shades, through a thorough understanding of color theory and a few quality paint recipes. Not by bullshit posts on tumblr designed to mislead you.

[leonkarssen]

[illitero]

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[illitero]

Title

happy birhday AMERICA greaest counry on he plane !!!! (soory my  key broke my husband erry spilled ea on i  calling compaq firs hing omorro2w)

[dennys]

Imagine a world where the snow was parmesan cheese and you had meatball fights.

[mushbuh]

[illitero]

EFFING UGH!

Flippin’ tumblr forced me to reset my password after I had to use an app splitter on my phone in order to admin multiple accounts since the native tumblr app won’t flippin’ support multiple accounts flippin’ omg omg omg OMGOLLY

[illitero]

Donald Trump vs. The Sun (pt.1)

Trump: Oh, gross person in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face. Magic Mirror: What wouldst thou know, my President? Trump: Magic mirror on the wall, who's the hottest one of all? Magic Mirror: Famed is thy hotness, Master Trump. But hold, a lovely one I see. Scags are no match for his hot embrace. Alas, he is hotter than thee. Trump: Heh, that's not right. That's...that's wrong.   Magic Mirror: Cheeks bright as the sun. Heat hot as the sun. The sun's surface...hot as the SUN. Trump: Your riddles are bad! I don't have time for this, I have to go look at the sun for some reason! Magic Mirror: ... Trump: OH! I figured it out! It's the SUN!

(LATER THAT DAY)

Trump: I'm coming for you, you son-of-a-bitch...lol, hey Mel, get it? SUN of a bitch? 'Cause it's the sun? Melania: mhm Trump: hehe :)

[illitero]

Geordi: “Data, what are you doing?”

Data: “I have been studying human social behavior from the early 21st century. Did you know that shirking responsibilities both personal and professional was not only commonplace, but actually encouraged by those found in higher tiers of social class referred to as ‘the cool people’? As such, I am intentionally loafing and refusing to enact my duties as assigned in an effort to be classified as 'a cool dude’.”

Geordi: “Wait…you’re not saying…just exactly how thorough was your research?”

Data: “Oh, quite thorough, as is the standard. Unfortunately, I anticipate being required to give you what is called a "wedgie” based on my analysis of your observed personality profile. You are what was referred to at the time as a “big fuckin’ nerd.”

Geordi: *downcast* “…it’s highschool all over again…”

Data: “ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

[illitero]

"Gandalf could have beaten the Witch King since he drives a Miata right?"

[illitero]

https://soundcloud.com/clarid-mutchler/boxes-full-of-stuff

[illitero]

https://soundcloud.com/clarid-mutchler/boxes-full-of-shit