🤘🏼😩🤘🏼

the only tired I am is too

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

[catpda]

how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like. 

when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.

now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy

i love cats!!! 

[catpda]

im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all

[yeeyee-imbi]

I legit cried reading this.

[princesstigerbelle]

That adorable face

[thebootydiaries]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[paininmyassachusetts]

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

[racistspiderman]

Yes

[paininmyassachusetts]

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

[racistspiderman]

Horse.

[volcel-official]

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

[paininmyassachusetts]

And what would the offspring be like?

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

I hate all of this

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2]

This is the last thing you see before you die

[jayykesley]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[dopeybeauty]

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[capacity]

Stop

[wasturbatress]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[yoshi3ds]

the doctors had to take blood from me but all they could find was swag

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[saudii-saint-deactivated2017101]

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead

[prayopavesaa]

ojisama to neko

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

@lordgoopy

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.