I Want Phil Lester To Punch Me In The Face

Quinn; she/they; pansexual :) Tags!! Please ask me to tag any triggers! Face- my face Crush tag- sunshine ☀️ Crush tag- sunshine ☀️

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[purrrcrastination]

barista: the usual, ma’am?

me: yep, i can’t start my day without it

the usual:

[muirin007]

Wore Baberaham Lincoln to a Halloween party and traumatized absolutely everyone there, God bless America.

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[academicssay]

[dailydnp]

[moved-to-shevyyyyyyyyy-deactiva]

Aight yall I'm done

*transforms into this*

[catloversu]

[weeniebagel]

reach out and touch faith

[teathattast]

[sutured-infection]

Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.

From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.

[agust2]

26 Oct 2016

[mahoganygentleman-deactivated20]

[fluffysheeps]

I think about baby flamingos doing the leggy a lot…

[illuminati-dan]

I miss my old friends that I lost contact with.

If you guys still want to talk and stuff my Snapchat is @ autumn.ingram Plz message me :(

[housmania]

we stan one (1) slightly murderous creation

[lesbiancousin]

happy pride everyone im enlisting your help to convince my girlfriend to be the bee movie with me for halloween we have 5 months to change her mind let’s go… gay rights!!!

[lesbiancousin]

success! 

[crittizen]

the height of sapphic romance.