A lunatic's lament

Toxic by nature, hopeless romantic by night.

[buzzfeed]

19 Kids Who Are In Charge Whether We Dumb Adults Realize It Or Not

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[zecurlyone]

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[zudilio]

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

[illusionsofstrength]

does anyone care what I think or want?

[illusionsofstrength]

Really just wish I died in that accident

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[thegoodvibeco]

[ramuneicepop]

Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex. Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

[thelovewhisperer]

More quotes about love and relationship here

[thepersonalquotes]

[taco-bell-rey]

An Oscar-Worthy Performance

[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[skydisco-deactivated20170508]

[airframeextender]

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

[hyperbolicker-blog]

how does this only have 150 notes

[scarvenrot]

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

[wintcrwind]

I have had this scheduled since december

[fruitsnacky]

[0ffbeatt]

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN. THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:

AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

[theamazingladygeek]

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie

[shirogancs-deactivated20160819]

roses are red

violets are blue

I wasn’t your first choice, but