IllusoryQuixot Jumpscare

|| Problematic™ 🔞, shuada brainrot :) || He/They || @IllusoryQuixot on Twitter || Do not repost my art, thank you. ||

[illusoryquixot]

By the way, I’ve been much more active recently over on my personal and art twitter, [@IllusoryQuixot] and [@Illusionism_Art]!

[kuki-tan]

It's Persona 4's 18th anniversary this month!!!

[kanotynes]

Real cards?

After a very long time, this deck of playing cards I designed in 2012 is available as a real physical object. They are being produced officially by Fangamer! Follow this link if you're interested (site also has pictures if you just want to look)

I helped directly by lightly remastering my old 52-card set, as well as designed entirely new card backs, a joker and "rules" card, and the card box. The original art is from long before Deltarune or even Undertale existed. (Link to my original tumblr post from back then). For the new stuff, I was given carte blanche to draw whatever I wanted, so I took it as an opportunity to extrapolate the world of the card creatures a little more. My goal being "Well, how would I have drawn it back then..?" Of course, the characters on the new Joker and Rules cards may be familiar to Deltarune fans...

I really hope people can have fun with these! Thanks for reading.

[kanotynes]

woah I’m actually done????

there’s a good lesson here notorious procrastinators should never volunteer to hand-draw 52 unique playing cards 

also they’re animated gifs right now because that’s how they’re formatted on the photoshop files and I’m not in the mood to separate them yet. 

[fwugradiation]

I’D PLAY WITH THESE

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[kinkmom]

I am camped out at the barricade ready for 12 Inch Dicks to show up

ANON HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SEEING THIS!??

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog with how old you were when you first discovered yaoi

[homkamiro]

Some blockhead just asked if Asgore pollinates Flowery will he end up pregnant in dark world

[toxictaxidermy]

weird bros cuddling

[minjing-kun]

There are two types of big bro

[trickstarbrave]

[the-shy-artisan]

@nugget-fuckers

[kinkmom]

Enjoy Betty Crocker's hefty knockers :)

[besidebloomingirises]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

[word-for-today]

Word for today: wisdom of repugnance

The logical fallacy that because something disgusts you it must be bad

[obscenicon-deactivated20231123]

this is probably the funniest example of a tumblr user simply not reading the post theyre reblogging at all

[steelblue8]

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions