I'll Carry On

have a great day

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

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[iloorie]

only half a blue sky, kind of there but not quite 🌤 . #mostcreativeoutfitever #photography #doggerina #spring #love #dog #smile #sun #tpwk #hs2iscoming #twitterstanssayhi #thatvinewherehesaysbelt #everytuesdayispancaketuesdaywhenyouhavenoboobs https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvwx69mh7vV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w8q5871hntt0

[iloorie]

lalalala quack 🎶 . . #hs1 #woman #thecaptionmakessenseipromise #happydays #eyes #selfie #smile #allthelove #sunset (at Bayern, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvej_9rFwgW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k6dqdkml7vf5

[iloorie]

laura on the rocks with no twist (aka no bra) #wasthisfunny #no #tenerife #rocks i #sea nothing #butt my #cute #dress #sun #freetheboobs #soonisgettingsooner #ifyourefromtwitterhiiloveyouthanksforhelpingmedecide (at Puerto de la Cruz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt31qwblAyu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14cuv7sauf4ul

[iloorie]

ʷʰᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᶤᵗʸ'ˢ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖᶤᶰᵍ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ ˢᵗᵃʸ ᵃʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵒᶰ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐᶤᶰᵍ . . . . . . . . #hiimback #iconic #whatabop #caniusetwitterlanguagehere #stillhere🌻 #recovery #inspiration #photography #blonde #explore #tumblr #Twitter #mood #friends #music #piercing #aesthetic #memes #love #eyebrows (at Bayern, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEI-mTl5BH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dhcno8n8um3u

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[thegreathamedebate]

Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[gluten-free-pussy]

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

[spark-of-jenius]

Oh, I’ve got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house.

Let that sink in for a second. 

[the-privateer]

at my last job me two co workers and a manager had to explain to a guy why we couldn’t let him walk out to go to his car to get his wallet with a product that he didn’t pay for yet….we had to explain to him MULTIPLE times….he tried to get us (including the manager) fired the next day because we “didn’t have any trust”  

another time another guy tried to get everyone in the store (including the general manager) fired because no one answered his call when he called five hours before we opened that day

i also had to explain to countless people that just because one specific product like a mouse or keyboard were on sale, it doesn’t mean that ALL mouses/keyboards were on sale

[agirlnamedally]

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

[jncos]

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

does any1 else go thru periods where u don;t want 2 talk anybody not bc ur distressed/angry or u dislike the people ur talking to but bc the pressure of having convos gets overwhelmin sometimes and u jus want 2 step away 4 awhile like i feel like an asshole for going ghost a lot but it;s therapeutic 4 me the pressure of being present and vocal all the time is tew much

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[the-star-holder]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.