Idk, A Mess, I Guess

*insert something funny or flirty here*

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved a some art.

[castiel-moved]

SUPERNATURAL 4.22  |  “Lucifer Rising”

[lyrium-deactivated20230102]

psa: if you’re a broke millennial who wants to do something small to help out struggling minorities right now, eat at a local chinese restaurant next time you go out. i just went to a lunch buffet, and the lady who runs it was so appreciative we were there because apparently business has been extremely slow for a lot of chinese places since the coronavirus outbreak. people are actually afraid of catching the virus from immigrants who haven’t been to china in years/decades, and it’s starting to have a negative impact on their livelihoods now that we’re a month into the panic.

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Love this

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?

[neurotypical-karen]

When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame and act like you’re the bad guy. But what I DID eventually figure out did the trick was making this face:

like a sort of pained grimace/smile. Hold it for at least three solid seconds while maintaining eye contact.

It’s gonna make them super uncomfortable. Like in the years since I’ve had guys sit there and stare glassily at their drink for a solid five minutes while their friends continued on around them. 100% success rate in keeping men in check so far.

[italianamericanfanpage]

any new italian lore?

[ilovefoodanditwillbemydownfall]

Tumblr’s trying to block my caecilians😂😂😂

[yumenouveau]

Someone fire tumbridge please

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

TUMBRIDGE

[an-airbender-named-aang]

book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot

book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS

[outofmymindbebacklater]

So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice

[yoranced]

suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

[sonseulsoleil]

Tom Holland’s face when Jimmy Kimmel asks if anyone dies in Infinity War is fucking killing me:  

[guy]

[ilovefoodanditwillbemydownfall]

Ugh. Need. New. Car.

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Everyone should hear this song at least once. 

[yiff-demon-deactivated20160126]

quick reminders about Greek mythology:

Persephone is black/has dark skin

Haphaestus is disabled and has some mental illness(es)

Gaia is black/has dark skin

Hades is disabled

Zeus is a rapist [ on multiple occasions ]

Eros is pansexual

Athena is most likely asexual

Dionysus is bisexual

all of the nymphs are nonbinary

Persephone is the goddess of spring growth

Thanatos is the god of death, not Hades

[hellfirekhaleesi-deactivated201]

A few more:

Artemis is most likely asexual and aromantic (some interpretations lend themselves to demisexual)

Poseidon is also a serial rapist

In fact, the only one of the Big Three who isn’t is Hades

Hades is not a terrible person (certainly not when compared to his family)

Persephone is scarier/more widely feared than Hades ever was

Apollo is not straight

Zeus is not straight

Heracles is not straight

Eros has a twin brother named Anteros, and he is the god of requited love

Since Persephone is woc it follows that at least one of her parents (Zeus and/or Demeter) is also poc

Hera is not a “nagging wife” she is one of many of Zeus’ victims, and she takes her (justified) anger out on the wrong person

Thanatos is the god of peaceful death

Hestia exists. And is important.

[queerbling]

Persephone was so widely feared that people wouldn’t write her name. They referred to her as Kore (shitty English typing sorry) which translates to queen. She struck more fear into people’s hearts than any other goddess. And she is the reason we have mint. She discovered that Hades had a lover before her and turned her into a leafy plant.

[marvellegends]

#PREACH

[incorrectmcuquotes]

Little Gamorra: What did it cost?

Thanos, near tears: … everything.

Me, sitting in the theatre, throwing my kit kats at the screen: AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, YOU OBESE RASIN

[sixpenceee]

Best tweet I’ve ever read.

[laughandwrite]

PREACH

[stillnessiskey]

See, she took the first picture ever of dna and these two guys had the audacity to steal it from her and take all the credit.

[sonia-marmeladova]

She took X-ray diffraction images of DNA, which was likely a contributing factor in her death by ovarian cancer. Franklin then died before she could be awarded any recognition for her work.

So not only was her massive accomplishment stolen from her, but she died to make it happen. 

[hello-i-ask-questions]

Unfortunately this happens far too often in science history. I think the only reason Madame Curie is even remembered at all is because she was married to the guy who would have otherwise taken all the credit. It’s really important to remember who made the proper achievements in science, not who found the person who achieved the progress.