Hey look up, Michael's crotch is Kitt with a rose!

˚ ༘♡ ·˚Oh hi! I'm Christine (Yeah, like that cute killer car) ✦ 22s ✦ A bisexual who loves that gay car ✦ Autistic lover with cars, sentient AIs, objects, and autistic in general ✦ Knight Rider and other silly fandoms enthusiast ✦ Sometimes I make freaky memes, designs, or repost silly things ˚ ༘♡ [🇪🇸🇺🇸] @MulbyDesigns on Pinterest✩ https://pin.it/mp56XFgLz

[ilovemykittkat]

That's supposed to be a presentation

HEEEELLLLOOOOOO

I'm Cristina (Christine in English) to make it sound more classy sassy

Yeah, we have the same name👇🏻

I have 22 years of suffering in this world

I'm from S(pain) 🇪🇸 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘰 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯̃𝘰𝘭, 𝘮𝘪 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘳 but here I'll have to speak English fksjdndbd

I'm quite autistic (Just one symptom missing for an official diagnosis lmfao), I'm highly sensitive person (HSP) too, and coming out of a major depressive disorder for 10 years (MDD) (I've improved a lot!) (And I also have a stomach disorder, so let's say I have four disorders, three of them mental. Fine!)

Look at Herbie spinning around~𖤐.*

𖤐.*I'm obsessed with the 80s (Def I was born in the wrong generation and I cry for that a lot)

𖤐.*I'm obsessed with cars and machinery, all classic sentient and non sentient cars (I prefer beautiful classic cars before people) I'm #1 car kisser And obsessed with the concept car/machine x human (I'm a bit objectum) (a lot) / I'm vehium/techum too and machine horny lover

𖤐.*I love graphic design, I will be a future UX/UI design student (Interactive graphic) /I also sometimes play with Photoshop and create digital posters that express my deepest emotions (You can find them on my Pinterest) *link below or KITT designs (I'm just starting with that) Or designs in general

𖤐.*And I came back here again FOR MEMES and uuuh seeking alternatives to today's toxic social media platforms (they succ)

And then I remembered Tumblr and its great fandom memes (I hadn't been back here since 2017)<— I wrote this when I first arrived on Tumblr, and it's amazing how I came looking for copper, and found gold (I love this community and Tumblr) ;]

And well, here I am✨

This blog will mainly be about Knight Rider (90%), you might also find car memes, kink and silly things, KITT memes, designs (Sometimes made by me) and sometimes another stuff from other cool fandoms too

I edit this post quite often, so when you look at it again I may have added new things here

𖤐*̥˚My loves & obsessions :

.✦ ݁˖KITT Knight Rider (ALWAYS BE MY #1 GAY CAR and my #1 FAV SHOW) (KARR TOOOO)

.✦ ݁˖ InitialD THE BEST ANIME IN DA WORLDDDD

.✦ ݁˖Baby Impala from Supernatural (I JUST STARTED THE SERIE, SHADDAP OK?) she's so beautiful #NOSPOILERS (Although I've already seen quite a few, unfortunately)

.✦ ݁˖Herbie The Love Bug (my cutie potato)

.✦ ݁˖Smokey & The Bandit

.✦ ݁˖Christine (That cute killer car that has the same name as me in english lol)

.✦ ݁˖ I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (specifically that sexy horny evil machine, AM, sorry not sorry)

.✦ ݁˖ Hal 9000 from 2001 (Don't kill me, but I didn't like the movie, but I loved Hal)

°And some others that I still have to see and discover

Other fandoms I like

.𖥔 ݁ ˖Hazbin Hotel

.𖥔 ݁ ˖Helluva Boss

.𖥔 ݁ ˖Stranger Things

.𖥔 ݁ ˖Squid Games

.✦ ݁˖The Car (1977)

I'm currently out of the fandom for these, but I still like them

𖤐*̥˚My Socials (click in):

𖤐*̥˚My another world ✨MY PINTEREST✨ There you can also see my other designs (face reveal in there, oh)

𖤐*̥˚@/ilovemykittkat TIKTOK (I no longer upload videos here but I repost a lot of things and cool videos (And now I'm going to post silly stories there)

𖤐*̥˚@/thathappyfrenchcar ANOTHER TIKTOK There sometimes I post funny videos of my cute French potato (MY CAR) (reposts too)

𖤐*̥˚ My AO3 profile I'll be uploading a long-shot fanfic I'm working on soon. Stay tuned👀✨

[rozzywell]

Collection of some sort (seasons 1 and 2)

[ilovemykittkat]

THAT PAT in the ass🥹

[kittsexhaustpipe]

made this out of boredom

//free to use 3d model by joshuagoldenburgh on sketchfab

[rozzywell]

More of this from seasons 3 and 4 (s1 + s2 here)

[evryderwriter]

I, I really had... forgotten...just how much physical contact Michael insisted on with Kitt, (or that David characterized into Michael): the pats on the hood or door, the bare minimum of fingertips skimming as they're walking/rolling side by side...

How could I have forgotten. 🥹🖤♥️

[ilovemykittkat]

*pat pat*🥹

[sweettransamenjoyer]

couldn't resist making a meme, because the funniest fact for me is David Hasselhoff, who starred as an artificial intelligence cameo named "Hoff9000" inside a red Lamborghini Countach in a weird parody short film Kung Fury (2015)

[ilovemykittkat]

I just crawled out from under a rock and I just discovered: KUNG FURY

Yeah, it's SO silly BUT I LOVED IT, and David Hasselhoff inside that red Lamborghini as HOF9000, so peak

Now we know which red car KITT was referring to in that episode, muwhehehe

I also loved his song

I also saw the leaked 10-minute trailer for Kung Fury 2 and HUHHHGG, I NEED TO SEE THAT, IT LOOKS EVEN MORE PEAK, SOLVE YOUR LEGAL PROBLEMS BRUUHH

[ilovemykittkat]

Oh, look at the gay car t-shirt I received

[ilovemykittkat]

Today I said: "F🦆ck everything, I wanna be happy" And I bought the replica of Christine, the novel, I hugged and kissed my car, I did everything I'd wanted to do for a long time, and my KITT t-shirt I bought arrived

Productive peak day

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[cannibal-nightmares]

[sentient-car-hell]

My mind as soon as i dissasociate for 5 seconds:

New banner?

[crazychimken12]

He's having fun

[hoosier-grandson]

Kitt also has The Guy Ever type of shit going on. He's British. He's prissy and a lil gay. He hates motorcycles, rock & roll, teddy bears and small dogs, but learned to tolerate a pack of large dogs. He can herd bulls. Someone's always trying to kidnap him. He's got a built in printer. He likes showing off, but he doesn't like gaudy decals/accessories. He once pretended to be a poltergeist and it was successful. He was temporarily a tv set once.

[maxxie-or-smth]

stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

[sw4mp-c0rp3s]

stinky 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[maplewereperyton]

i know he would most definitely not be a fan of the music there but the image of KITT going to a rave refuses to leave my brain.

he could use his pop-up headlights as lasers (pulling them out and closing them over and over)

his scanner would probably add to the atmosphere too

[ilovemykittkat]

It just randomly came to mind that episode of KR where a tigress in heat climbs on top of KITT and he says something like "I can reproduce the sounds but I can't reproduce the rest"

ITS SO— I have no words—