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i don't do bad sauce passes
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@ilsaflynnn
I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
I hope they’re having a nice life
we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day
Some of those fics are better off left unfinished, OP. We knew that when we left them behind.
Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.
OP is gonna cut the power grid
Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator
;)
Reblog and say which one you got
Useless Fire Witch.
If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.
Educated urban witch.
I approve!
Modern crystal witch
Eh close enough
goth hex witch lol
I got gay solar witch and I feel very attacked.
Dumbass astrology witch i feel SEEN
vampire love witch… I think this has got me and @thebibliosphere mixed up…
You know normally I’d agree, but considering I got “exhausted vampire witch” I think you’re going to have to own to that one.
Traditional solitary witch.
I MEAN.
disaster draconian witch
Sexy bog witch
My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?
Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.
Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday
Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure
Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:
To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!
HE SAID YES!!!!!
HE SAID YES!!!
HE SAID YES!!!!!!
HE SAID YES!!!
HE SAID YES!!!
UPDATE: they’re getting married in two weeks!!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈🌈💚🧡💙💜❤️💛🌈🏳️🌈
A short story about Persephone’s myth that I wrote this summer.
In honor of pride month I’d like to give a shoutout to Denmark’s queen Margrethe.
She has been quite the ally who helped gay couples come out of the closet and be accepted in the 1990’s by inviting them to her royal balls and please bring their partners along if they so wished, like the politician Torben Lund who was outed against his will by another politician. Torben panicked but then he received an invitation asking if he’d like to attend her party with his boyfriend. That way she let the country, and especially the upper-class, know that there would be no homophobia on her watch. Torben and his boyfriend Claus were incredibly well received and it kicked off a small trend of public figures coming out at the royal balls, much to Queen Margrethe’s delight.
When Obama came into office he sent Rufus Gifford to be his ambassador in Denmark, along with Rufus’ boyfriend Stephen. They became very popular and beloved by the people, and to show how grateful they were for being so well received they decided to get married in Denmark. During their time here they had become good friends with Queen Margrethe who sent some of her royal guards to their wedding. Not to protect them, but to publicly show her support because she couldn’t attend herself.
Her time is coming to an end and she has started pushing her oldest child, crown prince Frederik, into the light more. She has clearly been raising him right because he too is an ally, so here’s to our Queen. You might not like the concept of royal families, but there’s no denying that she’s a good person.
i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
Here’s a bit of an explanation:
God I love her.
I love that in most cases when someone is type casted they are not proud cause it means hollywood has no respect for their range as an actor but she is not only proud it appears she did it on purpose lmfao
me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?
have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest
bapy…
Honestly hummingbirds on their nests is one of the most Blessed things
thanks!! im going to go live in the forest and make friends with all the hummingbirds now!!
Beautiful
The party is all half human half other races looking for their shared human parent.
Change your url op
gf fandom in 2012 be like
I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested
I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme
Thats a spice meatball
i’m a simple bisexual. i see a pretty person, i [aggrieved noise]
yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an
