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Jade | Pronouns: she/her, he/him | 18 | I just like things |

[2whipped4haz-and-tom]

Dares: Part 4 (Tom Holland x Reader)

This had truly been a long time coming. A whole year actually. I’m so deeply sorry its taken me so long. I love you all. This is for all of you who were here since the beginning and all of you coming after. Love you <3

Word Count: 1876

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings: cursing only, angst

Tag List: aussie-mantle, j-k-aesthetics, no-username9, ma-feffka, sophiphillips, shakespeare-and-shenanigans

MASTERLIST

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

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[racingwest]

a book/movie/tv show: centers around a group of very different people thrown together by mission or circumstance who eventually grow from being a team to being a family

me:

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[ohlovelywar]

peter parker and harvey kinkle radiate the biggest “soft brunette boy” energy earth has ever seen

[softdescendants]

raise your hand if depression is strong but the descendants cast’s friendship is stronger!

[paypigbi]

Giving money away

Hey everyone, I’m giving a thousand away again, I’ll pick a random reblog, i really don’t want this money, it doesn’t make me happy and I’m hoping it’ll make someone else happy

Share the love and I’ll share my money

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[dank-space-memes]

This was adorable lmao

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[opossumly-cryptic]

Adults would rather believe drugs are caused by peer pressuring teens rather than horrible situations developing kids are put into that drive them to seek out any sort of relief they can find. They don’t want to believe that they themselves are driving kids to do drugs.

Want teens to do less drugs? Provide accessible and cheap (or free) mental health support, get kids out of abusive situations, and use education rather than fear mongering when trying to deter teens.

This is more of a personal opinion, but I think legalizing weed would significantly reduce the use of harder, more dangerous drugs.

[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[sunny-dayze]

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

[lindsgay]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[fry-against-onision-deactivated]

School almost ends at that time for me… so maybe that’s it

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

someones mad at me on discord for saying “you guys” instead of y’all because “it’s androcentric” but you guys is literally the equivalent to y’all where I live lkhdgjd. this is why logging off is necessary

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

update: this person seems to think y’all was like invented by queer people specifically to be progressive. fucking lol WHERE do people come up with this

[scratchingpad]

[dustily-archive-deactivated2015]

this changed my life

[thestateofyourheart-deactivated]

I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.

[hotel-californiall]

WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL IN EVERY SINGLE DANCING SCENE OF EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THERE IS

[Disclaimer: Not my video, just my edit]

[adultfansofonedirection]

This is 100% guaranteed to brighten your day.

[teathattast]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

dogy

[lesbiankatebush]

[oxxident]

I would just like to tell everyone that the girl who made this vine is now very cute and im gay ♥️

[corocorocaro-deactivated2022101]

I got confused for a sec, but

She’s trans, y’all! :0

[bookwyrm00]

Is this also the “haha i do that” girl?

[corocorocaro-deactivated2022101]

Yes it is Here’s a compilation of her vines

[mang0kitty-deactivated20160208]

A thingy I thought might help someone. And it’s super easy mode.

[bathsabbath-deactivated20200309]

     Dudes. Please. Don’t ever fucking put acrylic paint onto your skin. Even deco paint. Even watercolor, and never oils. Even if you mix it with skin safe paint. Don’t paint with your fingers without gloves. Don’t apply it like makeup. Even a small amount.That is absolutely not what it’s for. Ask any art student who’s had to sit through ten different Hazardous Material lectures.

    Seriously. I feel like I’m going to be shouting this from my death bed. Acrylic paints are not intended for use on skin, they can contain anything from Manganese, Cobalt, Cadmium, and even lead. Don’t do it.

    My friend has severe nerve damage from constantly painting with his fingers. The Tin-man practically died from this shit. Come onnnn. And now five thousand people are going to do this. Lord.

[athotep]

save a life and reblog so maybe those cosplayers won’t do this.