they invented yearning

[tysonhos]

(kissing sounds)

[stuckinnet]

[409-conflict]

I cannot stop thinking about what a fucking year Ilya had in 2014

Putin warns gay people not to spread propaganda during Sochi Olympics

Every Western media outlet wants a sound bite from Ilya, a Russian superstar who’s lived in the West for five years, regarding the gay propaganda laws

Ilya has to thread the needle of neither denouncing or promoting Russia’s stance

Ilya leads the National Hockey Team to a demoralising crash out

The prettiest man in the world makes the unbelievably stupid decision that now is a good time and place to talk to each other in public for the first time ever

He is upbraided by his Papa

Sveta completely misreads what he needs, and he can’t even be mad about it because at least she’s trying

The Bolotnaya Square protesters are convicted

Russia moves troops into Crimea

He keeps frantically googling pictures of Shane in the middle of the night

Russian opposition leaders are detained

G8 suspends Russian membership

Boston makes the playoffs

The Russian government enacts laws tightening control of dissemination of information, categorising bloggers alongside journalists

The Donetsk and Luhansk referenda, unrecognised by the international community

Boston wins the Stanley Cup

Has panic attack in a bathroom, is immediately accused of being an asshole for arriving on time

Successfully convinces himself he’s capable of having sex with Shane without feelings, definitely doesn’t cry once he’s alone

Super super fun happy times summer with his ailing father

MH17 shot down by Russian-made missile

Russia hits back at sanctions by banning food imports, sends food prices soaring

Oil prices crash, halving Russia’s national budget

Foreign ownership in Russia media is capped

Has Totally No Strings No Feelings secret sex with Shane, everything is Chill

Russian financial crisis hits, prices of food up 40 to 50%, some KHL teams can’t even pay their players

And all throughout this, every time he opens Facebook he’s tagged in yet another hundred fucking ALS ice bucket challenges

[jazzyyy81]

[ilyasmole]

shane + asking for what he wants

[isolabellz]

equal opportunity thieves

[shillanov]

i don't think we give enough credit to jacob tierney for writing the lines "sick like crazy??? oh. sick like..….. cancer???" because literally what the fuck was that. why did he say that. that was pure comedy what the fuCk

[shillanov]

if i met ilya rozanov i would be charmed my pants off. he’s so quick-witted and funny and he’s great with children and he’s so good at riling people up in a hilarious way. ofc he’s not the best at communication sometimes but i can fix him. i mean shane can fix him. sorry shane please don’t kill me wait why are you coming toward me with a bat i said i was sor

[captainmacks]

old man pls be ok pls… they did it for you

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

This fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving lololololol

[my-2nd-account]

Ilya asked him "Do I make you curious?" And he took it upon himself to show him just how curious he can be

[vibrantbloom]

"He's going to worry" is such an underrated moment for showing that Shane knows Ilya's in deep. They haven't taken the leap yet, skirting the edges of whether they're going to do this. But still you have to tell Ilya that Shane's safe, he'll worry.

And woah, does he worry.

[nyxlyx]

just when i thought i was calming down about this show, i find out shane was protecting his man from the wolf bird in actual fluent bird

[my-2nd-account]

Ilya points out Shane getting hard in the showers then proceeds to jerk off in front of him. "I thought you might chicken out" as if he wasn't losing his mind having an identity crisis in that elevator. Ilya makes fun of Shane for coming quickly his first bj when his time is only like 5 seconds more than Shane's. Ilya makes fun of Shane's sexting as if his loser ass horny texts are any better. "Remember when I made you come hands free" Ilya sweetheart you're lucky Shane was on his hands and knees too busy with his own orgasm to hear your pathetic (affectionate) "oh God, Hollander" right before you came so hard you almost blacked out. "We are not anything" proceeds to freak out the next time he sees him and makes a folder named "boring" of the photos they took as a bit. "Not as person, of course" when he came up with a whole plan to convince him to stay the night, gave him his clothes, made him food, and is looking at him like he hung the moon. "We get together we fuck is simple" cut to him two weeks later confessing his undying love on the phone.

Ilya you're a fucking hypocrite I love you <3

[thisfeebleheart]

something something Ilya wanting to keep the blinds open and be with Shane in the sunlight and not in the dark

[daddario]

[shillanov]

see here we have exhibits a and b. our scientific conclusion: man is down bad. he would not make it if shane became a retail worker at the gap

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.02

[thisfeebleheart]

So we have a little time. Maybe. What do you have in mind? Nothing that'll take too long.

[chimaerakitten]

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.