primrose

riding around the block.

[pinklavenderdoll]

[ilyftnotuber]

This is the first time I have hurt myself in years n lowkey I love this rabbit hole

[ilyftnotuber]

Sometimes I wanna die of a heroin overdose

[cyrusfinds]

totally legal things ive collected over the years

beginner’s guide to legally doing things - use this browser for doing legal things - use this free vpn for doing legal things - the vpn’s playstore app - webrtc leak shield - photoshop - paint tool sai - she-ra 1 2 3 4 5 - movies in the us - movies in other countries - suf - ninjago - ninjago movie - pokemon movies - lego city adventures - film ebooks - freddy files (fnaf) - learn greek - toxicity awareness (ebooks) - 3ds emulator - 3ds roms - more 3ds roms - sun and moon rom - tomodachi life rom - even more roms

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

ah nice wonderful legal things that you can legally use as a law abiding citizen by abiding the law because you’re doing it legally

[leothelifter]

Imma just leave this here

[satanlifts]

When i tell you i died-

[inesliftz-deactivated20251104]

Hey y'all! The other day I went through ŁP reddit for about 4 hours. What I took back from it is a compilation on things I thought could be helpful to our community. These screenshots discuss tactics and strategies they use. One thing I can say is be SOOOO fucking careful guys. They know SO much. A lot of them are very good at their jobs. One slip up could mean getting caught. Use these to sharpen your skills. :)

[leothe-lifty-fish]

thanks for that 💞

[anxiouslifter2-deactivated20220]

Someone tell me how to scam amâzôñnnnn

[strawberrymoldjar]

order something and wait 2 days after you get it, find the customer service chat and say the package never arrived the chat is automated. i routinely scam them this way.

once you open the app hit the side menu and go to customer service at the bottom

after you choose the item this screen comes up

click the first option, a delivery, order, or return, then choose your item you want to refund

then click “i need more help” under the yellow button then click CHAT !! and you’re golden

these chats are automated specifically

[mercury-lifts]

reblog to save a life

[li-ft-ingcat]

DNAing, or scamming!

-DNA: Did not arrive.

It’s really easy to DNA stuff online. Just email or live chat (i prefer livechat) the company and say that you never received the product, and that you were really excited to get it/disappointed it never came.

For Ämäzön, Wälmärt, Ültä, Tärgët, etc, it’s best to have an active account with actual purchases on there. Even after your scam, buy cheap things once in a while so you can scam again. I’ve done that with Tärgët & have scammed over $400 in items on the same account (with like 10 legitimate purchases).

Here’s a list of stores I’ve scammed and their protocol, & the amount I scammed:

-Ämäzön: reshipment or refund ($30) *Blocks your account after 3 consecutive DNAs

~Ä&F: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Ämërïcän Ëäglë: reshipment or refund ($74)

~Äërïë: reshipment or refund ($70)

~ÄlïËxprëss: refund ($50)

~Bärnës & Nöblë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Bäth & Bödÿ Wörks: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Bëd Bäth & Bëÿönd: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Bëlk: reshipment or refund ($50)

-Bëstbüÿ: reshipment or refund ($60)

~Bödÿ Cändÿ: reshipment or refund ($35)

~Cänväs Dïscöünt: external investigation w/carrier ($12)

-Cär iD: external investigation w/carrier ($60)

-Chëwÿ: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

~Cölöürpöp: no refund, no return. Only reship ($50)

~DHgätë: refund ($12)

~Dïckïës: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Ëbäy: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Ëssënce Makeup: reshipment or refund ($20)

~ËZLïp: store credit or reshipment ($25)

~FäshïönNövä: makes you file a claim w/carrier ($80)

-Föötlöcker: external investigation w/carrier ($110)

~FrëëPrïnts: reshipment or refund ($12)

~Fëntÿ x Sävägë: store credit only ($60)

~Gärägë: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Glössïër: reshipment or refund ($108)

-Güïtär Cëntër: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Höllïstër: reshipment or refund ($100)

-Höt Töpïc: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Hïbbëtt: file a claim w/ their website, get a refund to paypal OR store credit ($170)

~Hömë Dëpöt: reshipment or refund ($20)

~Husky (car mats): external investigation w/carrier ($115)

-Jöürnëÿs: external investigation w/carrier ($20)

-Köhls: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Lüsh: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Mäcÿ’s: reshipment or refund ($80) *Blacklists you after 5 consecutive DNAs

~Mïchäëls: reshipment or refund ($30)

-MK: reshipment or refund ($120)

-Näïl Süpplÿ Glämöür: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

-Nögü: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-NŸX: reshipment or refund ($25)

~Nïkë: reshipment or refund ($99)

-Öld Nävÿ: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Öttërböx: reships, you have to return the extra ($70)

~Pändörä: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Päcsün: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Pëtcö: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Pöpsöckëts: reshipment or refund ($18)

~Pürä Vïdä: reshipment or refund ($47)

-Römwë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Sällÿs: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Stäcy Läsh Störë: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Sëphörä: reshipment or refund ($90)

~StëälthDäshCäm: external investigation w/carrier ($25) **has terrible customer service

-Snäpfïsh: reshipment or refund ($10)

~Spëncërs: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Shëïn: reshipment or refund ($154)

-Tärtë: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Tärgët: reshipment or refund ($200)

-Ültä: reshipment or refund ($175) *over $100 is an investigation

~Ügg: external investigation w/carrier ($170)

-Wälmärt: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Wïndsör: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Vïctörïäs Sëcrët/Pïnk: reshipment or refund ($202)

~Zümïëz: reshipment or refund ($50) *Blacklists you after 2 DNAs

As I always tell you guys, I’ll be updating this list as I scam more stores! If you know any feel free to lmk!

NOTE: new stores have a ~ instead of a - !!!

[innercitylifting-blog]

this is the shoplifting cat reblog and good lifting luck will come ur way

[ilyftnotuber]

Not a comprehensive list of what I've stolen, this is just what I could find by looking around my room

[littleliftinglurker]

score 

[liftertrades]

how?? also, wouldn’t the servers get in trouble?

[littleliftinglurker]

To answer you and @bitchlift, I just went to pizzahut.com/phcares, picked the location and filled out my name and address, said I spent like $20, said something like “I waited over half an hour and when i went to pick up my pizza it wasn’t even ready yet and when I got home it wasn’t even the right kind :((( “ without naming names or anything and they emailed me that the next day

[paradise-panda-person]

This has been my favorite scam, almost any large chain will do this without asking questions or getting any specific employees in trouble. Just if you obtain a gift for a dine in restaurant please tip your server. You just got a free meal so it can’t hurt to shell out 8$ as a tip if you just got a 35$ dinner for free. And the servers are just tryina make a living, we only scam and steal from huge corporations, it’s not okay when it’s a real person.

[ilyftnotuber]

Here is my haul of things i got today <3

Visited ûltå, wălmåřt, and 5 bèelôw

[justasimplememebean]

A tip from an ex-magician to my lifting babies ♡

That has got to be the most ridiculous title for myself. Anyway. GOOGLE MAGIC TRICKS. LEARN SLEIGHT OF HAND THROUGH MAGIC TUTORIALS.

Guys I was OBSESSED with magic as a kid and I practiced it until I was a junior in high school. You know how easily I took to lifting? Ridiculously. I’ve fucking concealed with employees staring me in the eye during my first ever haul. They can’t tell shit. And they had no idea. There’s tricks you can learn that are INVALUABLE. Of course don’t go running up to lp and concealing in front of them right away. I’ve been playing with sleight of hand and illusions for years. You’d be amazed how much better you can get at lifting if you learn tricks similar to it.

Penny behind the ear? Oh no. I pulled a fucking nAKED PALLETTE OUT OF YOUR DAMN ASS HOW’S THAT FOR A TRICK.

Now go learn from the pros my precious babies ilysm ❤❤❤❤

[niftyshiftylifty]

To add to this: look up Apollo Robbins and the sort of stuff he does: he explains diverted attention really well, and basically how to direct others’ gazes to particular areas while doing something else. Of course, Robbins uses it for stage effects, but if you take the basic premise and get creative with it and apply it to lifting… you’re all set. Practice this shit in the bathroom mirror at home and stuff, too, with items around the same size and weight as stuff you’re lifting. (If you don’t have those items yet, use small packets, or lipglosses or pens or whathaveyou.)   And get very, very good at not looking at your hand while you’re doing stuff (including removing and even finding RFID tags, as well as concealing). Ideally you want your attention– and anyone else’s– focussed on what you’re doing with your other hand, which should be looking at a product/price/etc. 

[lifting-lolly]

This is very good advice. I’ve also used the same philosophies as professional pickpockets (they use sleight of hand, same as magicians) and been very successful with it.

[radicalurbanista]

11.27.20. Los Angeles

LASD spent the night before thanksgiving forcibly removing a family from a state-owned home. Police arrived with military gear to remove a family who had been squatting in the vacant home. Protesters at the eviction were unable to stop the police, but they have been begun protesting outside Mayor Garcetti’s home.

A reminder that in nearly every US city, the “housing crisis” is artificially produced through collaboration among real estate developers, landlords, and Democrat & Republican politicians, carried out by overfunded police. There is no scarcity, so capitalists create an illusion of it.

[deactismho]

💫✨🌜protection spell for lifting🌛 ✨💫

i like to combine my wiccan path and my lifting for times where i feel like i need a lil extra support. i often like to cast this special spell just before i go lifting both for big and small hauls. for this i call on Tyche, the Greek Goddess of Luck, as I found it works very well when I ask for her help. this is really simple, always works, and only requires basic materials.

{ main notes }

1. remember that intention is key. keep your mind focused on the spell, and feel the actions rather than just doing them. take deep breaths, maybe meditate a bit, and always centre yourself before starting ⭐️

2. this spell is best cast around noon time like other protection spells are.

let’s get started ~ you will need:

- moon water

- your favourite crystal (for me tiger’s eye works so well)

- a black candle (blue, orange or white ones also works if you don’t have one)

- salt

- lavender essential oil

- incense, sage, or palo santo

1. (optional) light the incense / sage / palo santo and let the smoke cleanse any negative energies that might be present. only allow it to burn for 2-5 minutes ♥️

2. light the candle and hover your crystal over it to banish negative energies that it might have absorbed over time.

3. next dab some lavender essential oil & moon water onto the stone and let it absorb

4. then create a small circle of salt, and place the crystal in the middle.

5. lastly, close your eyes and chant the following words:

“elements of the day and the tranquility of the night. i summon thy to blend with strength of the sun and the power of the moon. i ask for Tyche’s touch to heal and protect. and allow the energies absorb within the (insert the name of your crystal). and now i call upon thee, to help protect me. so now, blessed it be.”

6. blow out the candle and now it’s done! everytime you go lifting you can either rub the stone onto your pulse points or carry it with you for extra support.

happy lifting witches and lifters 🌞♥️

[thiftcorelifter]

Neeeeeeed

[class-struggle-anarchism]

maybe there’s hope for this country

[ftmametuerlifter]

Let the kid eat what the fuck

[liftinglolita]

Police: *Sees shoplifter stealing 5 dollar tube of chapstick*

Police: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND RIGHT NOW YOU ARE ARRESTED

Police: *See’s one of their own killing a man for his race*

Police: Okay.