Broadway Baby

[cheery-feline-mammal]

I finally finished the Walouija board

[porterr-robinson]

[liquid-geodes]

[animatedtext]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[14sorrow24joy34agirl44aboy]

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

[couriers-mile]

Soon may the wellerman come

your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[laikaspaceprotector]

so much to do, so much to see the name of the ship was the billy of tea

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

evil the fray how to take a life

[bumbleshark]

[cinegasmic]

real life

[cornedbeefhashtags]

In 2004, Drew Barrymore revolutionized the horror genre in 50 First Dates, where she starred as an ill-fated amnesiac doomed to rediscover each morning that she was married to Adam Sandler. In this essay, I will

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

One moment you’re 17 and daydreaming about how glamorous your life will be when you’re finally an adult, then all of sudden it’s a decade later and “treating yourself” means buying full price pistacchios and taking a bath on a week night.

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

[mrhenry13]

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[degenerate-perturbation]

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

[tailornorata]

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

[xeduo]

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.