I'll figure it out later

28 She/Her

[redfoxraccoon]

The Rumi Edition

[bloodydifficult]

Mira core

[unicyclehippo]

rip to the huntrx fans when the how its done music video features a solid minute of video of them doing real martial arts. & then rip to doogle (demon hunter world google) algorithm bc suddenly everyone is doogling HUNTRX FIGHT??? HUNTRX CAN FIGHT?? CAN RUMI / MIRA / ZOEY FROM HUNTRX FIGHT?? DID HUNTRX MANKAE JUST DEATH SPIRAL RUMI LIVE ON CAM???? HOW MANY GUYS CAN I TAKE MEME BLANK

[unicyclehippo]

i do think that with the name & the branding n how it would help to explain random weirdness, huntr/x leans hard into the Branding of being "demon hunters". so the music videos are a toss up between being deeply personal (see golden) versus weirdass demon hunting stuff n they shoot a lot of their videos in the forest where rumi runs in golden & the stunt people are like. its the weirdest coolest job ever. we explained this bow & arrow stunt to rumi once & she nodded, picked up the bow & shot the target from 70ft. & they have ZERO fear jumping off things like zoey flung herself off a ledge onto the crash pads & giggled the whole time. the insurance guys cant come to set ever tehy get so sweaty & nervous & they have to sit down & crunch numbers to calm down

[unicyclehippo]

they also obviously do a lot of city scenes for their demon hunting & im just imagining them decked out in "armour" like their golden era pauldrons n stuff & pausing for a break & theres a small crowd of fans watching from behind these balustrades to keep them back while they're filming in a gross alley & workaholic rumi always wanders over when theyre on a break or doing a reset & greets people & she's always sooo nice & signs a lot of stuff & is so apologetic when they only have a few minutes or so to talk between takes. but there are fans who come back when its a multiday shoot & rumi remembers their names once she sees them a second time & once she remembered their name at a fan signing like Months later & the fan fully burst into tears theyre like YOU REMEMBER ME? & rumis like OH NO IM SO SORRY PLEASE DONT CRY OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU, YOU BROUGHT ME THAT FIGURINE YOU MADE RIGHT?? n the fanis like. sniffling theyre like YEAH i designed n 3d printed it, it has your braid! & rumis like I LOVED IT!! its on my shelf at home, see? & quickly finds a photo of it on her shelf & the fan starts crying again

[unicyclehippo]

rumi loves her stunt double she thinks she's the coolest person in the world & they're almost dopplegangers shes like . oh im sorry to make this depressing but when she looks at her double shes like. if only i could be like her (free, beautiful, brave). n her double is maybe a few years older than her & she loves to go shopping w rumi shes always like you would look hot in this. i know because i look hot in this. & rumis Always like ah. i cannot. but then her patterns get revealed & she calls her double up & shes like UNNIE CAN WE GO SHOPPING NOW & her stuntie is like YES FINALLY YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[unicyclehippo]

ok they have this big push before one of their video releases where they’re like we had so much fun making this video & a huge shout out to our stunt doubles who are AMAZINGGGG & they do a series of little behidn the scenes videos of huntr/x versus stunties games like silly ones like three legged races & exercise ones like who can do the most push ups in 30 seconds & then they get REALLY competitive about keep the balloon off the floor & mira watches rumi & zoey get way too into it & she’s like. for the good of the honmoon & our secrets I must end this. & pops the balloon. rumi screams before she knows what she’s doing she’s like YOU KILLED HER. zoey starts crying. mira looks at the camera person like. they were going to break bones soon. I did what I had to do. nod if you understand. & the camera shakily “nods” up & down

[unicyclehippo]

the fans figure out exactly where the keep the balloon off the floor competition happened & build a shrine for the balloon 🎈 & when rumi & zoey find out they sneak away to visit it & leave flowers at the shrine & take photos in front of it & caption it w like. we will never forget you & the joy you brought to our lives. revenge will be swift 🐢 🔪 💜 🔪 & that’s the day the prank war begins. rip mira

[unicyclehippo]

in the wake of the IDOLs I think zoey starts another prank war because a) it helps squash any rumours that huntrx is breaking up & b) it helps take Rumi from sulking in her bedroom n being like blegh im scary im a demon and a monster blegh and turns her into oh ill fucking end your life right here and now zoey you put GLITTER in my CONDITIONER? I have SEVEN MILES OF GLITTER HAIR NOW YOURE DEAD

& most of the prank war is captured on like. Zoeys extremely blurry go pros (one dedicated YouTuber is like. if I did the maths right, she’s running 60km per hour…) as she shrieks n rumi catapults herself over the railing to bounce off the couch cushions & tackle her to the ground

& then there’s another contingent I think the fans divide themselves into like. oh they gotta have some kinda warrior name for it like. queens guard for rumi, death dancers (?) for Mira, turtle tanks for zoey.

anyway the fans follow all three of them but they make a game of like not “cross contaminating” the prank streams like they won’t give spoilers to zoey on stuff Rumi or Mira have planned or set up on their streams. but it’s just a lot of silly whimsy n also all the fans are like 😭 they really love each other bc Mira is like musing on pranks n she’s like obviously the point of a prank is that the other person likes it & chat is like. Um! What about when u hunted zoey through the park the other night. & miras like. Beatific smile. Great question! She loved that. but yeah miras like ok the pranks can’t involve anything that Zoey would be sad if it got ruined which honestly means bedrooms are out of the question, the studio as well, and NO WAY any of her notebooks take collateral damage. ok yknow what would really make her laugh?

& then Zoeys stream the next day or whatever is just her Howling with laughter bc her like ten thousand pairs of Cool Sneakers have all been replaced with doll shoes. like dollhouse doll shoes teeny tiny perfect replicas. n at one point she’s just. Weeping soundlessly she’s laughing so hard she’s like I’m gonna throw up

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[blanketfortarchitect]

I want this to happen to the CEO every time I click “not interested”

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[blackheartbiohazards]

I'm gonna say it.

It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.

That is a bonkers assumption to make.

I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.

I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.

[blackheartbiohazards]

I promise you it is still getting me death threats in 2024.

[weirdoughnut]

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posts that would've gotten OP death threats in 2016.

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[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[jawlipops]

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAHYEAH YEAH YEAHYEAHYEAH

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilaccatholic]

I miss tv in the 2010s every day. You could put anything on air and get a 22 episode order and a five season run. Once Upon a Time was on and it basically spit in your face and told you that Olaf the snowman was Emma's second great uncle twice removed and you just accepted it. Golden age of the silver screen

[jhack09]

Okay, like, I know I ramble But when shootin' my words, I go Rambo Took blood, sweat, and tears, to look natural (Uh) That's how it's done, done, done

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dr. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

[tiktoksinspo]

[justlookatthosesausages]

I refuse to believe this did not happen in canon

[aangarchy]

Aang consistently forgetting he’s the most powerful human alive will never not be funny to me

[counterpunches]

#this is hte most perfectly captured rendering of aang and sokka’s dynamic asl;dkgalskfjas#they’re both smart in the exact way that cancels one another out into pure chaotic stupidity @fiddleabout

[denissepalacios21]

NEW SNEAK PEAK OF THE PODCAST “podcast like it’s” WITH KATIE 💚

[only-cat-memes]

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[myheartisbro-ken]

Or South and Central America