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Ashley. 22. Graphic Artist / Animator . A look into the shit I do when I should be doing work.   I occational post relevant art.       www.ashleylongo.com 

[terristre]

[twistedtrashposts]

Dude imagine getting call out post-ed by Rook. You know that man is gonna be able to pinpoint every trauma response you have just by how your nose scrunches at food you don't like or some shit like that.

You don't like chocolate cake? Is it because that was your father's favorite flavor before you found out he had a second family?

[yaoyaobae]

A very (loving) eccentric family 🤖🔥💙

[terristre]

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

“Cat girl” “puppy girl”

What about the hog women

[mamoru]

started playing thunderstorm sounds from YouTube at night. it is frustratingly effective

pros: falling asleep quicker

cons: having nightmares of storms

[mamoru]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[funnytwittertweets]

[soracities]

What is your favourite small, painfully human gesture?

and also if we can just:

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

[not-a-unic-fandom]

I never expected it to take that turn … But I love it

[dduane]

When I am old

I will wear purple

(and then take it off

for that guy with the hirple)

[camilicy]

Bunnies and one guest 🐯

[ilovedthemall]

[that-crazy-australian]

[kujakumai]

I fucking love yugioh’s transition from horror to shonen genuinely 

“hey so what’s the plot of your manga” “a young boy obtains a cursed ancient artifact and becomes possessed by the spirit of a vengeful lich king who begins to enact vicious, often rigged death games on those who are cruel or dishonest, raining bloody, karmic revenge across the city” “oh sick what happens next” “well then he gets really into magic the gathering and they do that for the next 40 volumes”

[darth--nickels]

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

[mikkeneko]

this is the single, solitary sentence and post that I always think of without fail whenever the topic of this character comes up

[delphes]

American Photographer, Joel Bissel, took stunning pictures of the frozen Michigan Lake in Chicago, covered by ice scales (x)

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

That’s a mild degree of terrifying

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy