One Liner

ye aight old

[nimboss]

Feels weird that Tumblr no longer has Notes and displays everything separate. That made the platform unique and distinct from the rest. Now it's just another Twitter look-alike.

[im-n0t-done]

everything that can die did, it has all decayed, and all that's left is plastic

[etu-es]

brainless and sticky ;P

my brain melted and leaked out of my ears.

i didnt notice the dripping for awhile because my ears were clogged with it.

when i finally noticed i tried to scoop up what was left, but it got all over my hands and grossed me out.

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[jubileesstuff]

Mom (AO3) is gone, but luckily she put some leftovers (fic downloads) in the fridge (work computer). Also Dad (Tumblr) is still here to cheer me up.

[im-n0t-done]

i forgot to eat my leftovers (download fics) and they molded (ones downloaded from the past r deleted). Dad (Tumblr) is all I have right now.

[grumfy]

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

[jetix]

Walkmans/Portable CD players

[im-n0t-done]

holy shit this is too good

[im-n0t-done]

another one of my sister's edits, what yk bout this

[im-n0t-done]

my sister made this beautiful edit to the song we love most

[irrevocablecondition]

shane: hello mr. scott hunter 😁☝🏻 you played a lil badly today 🧍‍♂️ i hope next time we see each other we have 🤗 more fun 🤗 yippee !

scott: Your Soul Is So Entwined With Your Decade Long Situationship. Not Even The Strongest Sorceress Could Tear You Two Apart. You Are Gay.

[skyrigel]

gurl what kind of rivalry is this?

[genyakisser]

yeah thats pretty much how it went

[nursehella]

He's a fucking real boy now - he's DRINKING, he's EATING (weird spirit bugs and pizza xD) he's wearing REAL CLOTHES that he can take off and LEND to ppl, not just grass magic clothing-shaped items.... he has his own PAL he made, his own little makeshift hut, his own *sobs* garden of Finn's hurt he's protecting for him.

FERN IS BACK BABY....

and he's fucking BREATHTAKINGLY GORGEOUS.

Xmas came early this year, it's EVERYTHING I asked for AT crew.... thank you thank you for letting us have our Fern back, please, please don't ever take him away again. He is BELOVED.

[kneelb4kesha]

Crazy how Ilya was like "I'm gonna casually check with him about his sexuality and real subtle like make sure he knows I've got options but I'm not seeing anyone except him" and instead what he said (and what Shane heard) was "I'm getting so much PUSSY I have casual long term flings all the time you're just one of them" and then the disconnect made them both insane

[themoonandmyman]

One of the core parts of Ilya’s identity is that he knows he’s hot, he knows he’s sexually desirable and he’s incredibly sexually literate.

What holds him back is he doesn’t believe he’s desirable romantically. He especially doesn’t believe that he deserves Shane. That insecurity and that low self worth given to him by his family, the one group of people who are supposed to love him unconditionally, is what drives their miscommunication.

He’s staring himself down in the mirror, disgusted with himself for needing Shane so much. Of course Shane doesn’t want him outside of sex. That’s all he’s good for. Of course Shane found a nice, sensible, beautiful woman.

Shane is a ‘good boy’. He’s going to settle down and get married and do all the things a professional hockey player should be doing.

Ilya is so deeply hurt and embarrassed that he thought for even a second he could be something more for Shane. Embarrassed that he wanted that.

He opened himself up for the first time in his adult life and got a knife through the heart- because of course he did. That’s what always happened when he was a kid. When he played a game and expected his father to be proud of him, only to be dismissed and belittled at every turn.

His brother calling him a ‘whiny faggot’ for expressing even the most surface level emotions.

I’m sick about this sad bisexual Russian man.

[hbomax]

episode 9 🪱

[some-bitch-on-the-internet]