Silly Zone

My name is Simon!! I use They/them (: I am a bit silly

[im-reallytired]

Aaaaa intro post bc there’s a lot of people here all of a sudden

Hi!! My name is Simon, I use gender neutral pronouns!!

My main fandoms at the moment are

Batman (Dc in general, huge hyperfixation rn lol)

Ace attorney

Dropout

Ghost trick (:

Pokemon

I am into other stuff though so you’ll probably see that too

I really like bugs so they will pop up on this blog from time to time!! Sorry if you don’t like them ):

I’ll reblog anything I find funny tho so not limited strictly to these fandoms

(More fun facts below cut lol)

I am a minor!! Don’t be weird to me please, I’m only here to have fun

I am Swedish and Tanzanian, and I speak Swedish fluently (:

I also post my art here like once in a blue moon so that might pop up

Feel free to send me asks!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

he's so normal

[cosmonautroger]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x6]”

[c3rvida3]

Do you like my powerful fashion innovations or do you think I should be the first guy sentenced to lifelong Antarctic exile for being kinda gay? No third option.

[shencomix]

[moklahoma]

Came back from visiting family in Nigeria

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[lesbian-toddhoward]

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

[lesbian-toddhoward]

now rebloggable. fuck with me

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

Why the fish

[wizardgoblin]

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

[theonlycabbage]

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

[mapswithoutwyoming]

happy flat fag friday

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[oftlunarialmoon]

[sometiktoksarevalid]