Ghost in the sheets

CALANDRA/18/CANADA My randomness and I.

[ironmanvevo]

me scrolling down tumblr dot com

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[mrsvaleska]

Hmmm will today be my lucky day Patrick?? 😩🙌🏻

[tomhollande]

“for one shining moment, we were just kids”

[wexler]

jfc what an amazing photo

[dimedog]

“I wish I had the time to do that.”

- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing

[mossandrock]

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

[igglooaustralia]

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MY GAME AS STRONG AS THIS!?!?!?

[romxntiqe]

forever that girl that gets really excited when the sky is in pretty colours

[teenagedream]

“i love taylor swift”

[killerversace-blog]

@5hexposed

[5hexposed]

damn they really do hate her

[richharry]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

"We need to recognize that for some people sex is great and for some sex is horrific and for some it’s on par with folding laundry."

(~Sex Isn’t Always Good by queenieofaces)

[deviantfemme]

This is a critical part of sex positivity that tends to be overlooked. Let’s celebrate empowering amazing sex and the choice to not have sex, or only have certain kinds of sex. 

[arcticbonobos]

ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????

[dantydandelion]

Important

[drewistrash]

[broad-city]

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic