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I, a person with a doctoral degree in physics, just realized that I’d do in fact not know how to spell physicist.

#they gave me the degree for aligning lasers not spelling #but still like Jesus Christ #physics

Is it a Lost Weekend cause alien abduction. Inquiring minds would like to know.

#phoebe bridgers #pb3 #lost weekend

Got a ticket for Phoebe Bridgers Lost Tour what a time to be alive

#phoebe bridgers #lost tour

dykeselfcest

they truly have their finger on the pulse

dykeselfcest

once again. nobody is locked into lesbian culture like them

marisatomay

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 42nd year in a row

zinesbycee

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

#(nods cardamomly)#(nods cuminly)#(nods turmericly)#(nods cinnamonly)

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

seolihexagon

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say before i read the locked tomb

"ooh i wonder what happens in the locked tomb" i say after having read the locked tomb

miraclemaya

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons