I'm a Big Fat Idiot

AMBER. 24. The only things I've got going for me are this blog and grilled cheese.

[saintsoup]

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

[avekat]

[thebestoftumbling]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[banderboucher]

[scholarlou]

be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

[hetalia-club]

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

[pyxicephalus-deactivated2018050]

little kid: sings a song they made up

me:

[thebootydiaries]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[mens-rights-activia]

Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

[limiculous]

[ketras-deactivated20190525]

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[madmadamemimble]

[ashleybreather]

[apolloandstarbuck-deactivated20]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs