Spontaneous Eruptions

I need a sideblog for my rapidly evolving obsession with Lokius

[imaginaryspoon]

personally, I like to think that love is a spoon. still shiny, still pretty if nicely cleaned, but much better suited for ice cream than backstabbing.

[pixelthenerdcat-deactivated2017]

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

[lionfloss]

by james_films

[vesperanth]

am i using this meme correctly

[official-lucifers-child]

rb if ur gay

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

have you actually followed everyone who reblogged this?

[official-lucifers-child]

yes

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

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[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

[official-lucifers-child]

Blue is followed, white is not

This is not an up-to-date list as several people have reblogged this post since I took these pictures

[romanocheese]

holy jesus fuckign ch rist

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly. I’m not joking.

[everyoneprotector]

you alright dear?

[official-lucifers-child]

Does it look like I’m okay???

[everyoneprotector]

no

[official-lucifers-child]

Exactly

[sero-beyond-deactivated20200229]

That’s some dedication, I’m proud sweetie

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!! 😊😊

[meow-moment]

What it im bi is that ok

[official-lucifers-child]

Bi is valid!!! Reblog away my friend!!

[celeste-tyrrell]

Child oh my god-

[official-lucifers-child]

Hon I’m following nearly 2100 now

[fandomfishbish]

OP IM SHAKING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO URSELF

also i’m wondering what ur qualifications for gay are lol. like are we talking the general overarching term used to refer to the entire community as a vague descriptor? or are we talking just sexualities? we talkin both romantic and sexual attraction here? r u followin ppl who id as:

- queer?

- questioning?

- trans and/or enby?

- pan?

- ace/aro?

not meant to attack u at all i’m just curious and i oop !!!

[official-lucifers-child]

EVERYTHING LGBTQA IS GAY

EVERYONE CAN RB THIS

Ace? Yep!!!

Pan?? Fuck yeah!!

Homosexual?? Of course!

Everyone can rb this!!

[random-stuff-space]

Op congrats for the dedication my man

[official-lucifers-child]

Thank you!!

[rohan-kishibaby]

This is freaking awesome. Was gonna reblig this out of gayness but now it's just for respect.

[official-lucifers-child]

[enigmatic-mystery-777]

All the respect for you! I apologize for adding ANOTHER name but I am Queer and that fell under the accepted qualifications so hi!!!

[official-lucifers-child]

Yeah everything lgbt is valid!! Hello!

[straawberries]

No fucking way

[straawberries]

WHAT??????????????

[official-lucifers-child]

:))))))

[straawberries]

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU FOLLOWINF JEEZ???

[official-lucifers-child]

Two thousand seven hundred and seventy two

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Ummm

[loving-fairy-deactivated2022040]

this is just awesome, dedication and determination

[unn-actitve-deactivated20230315]

omg- that's-

respect gained-

[graymoon2-deactivated20241009]

poor soul-

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

I AM GAY COME FOLLOW ME

[stressedsnake]

I HAVE NEVER RESPECTED SOMEONE MORE

[omegaverse]

well it's March again. so what did we learn?

[omegaverse]

Period.

[uzuriartonline]

That cliffhanger.

[ourchunkysalsa]

i love lokius because shipping an immortal with a teenager? boring, seen it before, overdone, gross. but shipping an immortal with owen wilson?? never been done before, amazing, showstopping.

[hansoeii]

we gotta get a remake of twilight but instead of kristen stewart it's just owen wilson

[justanotherass]

still holding out hope for actual genderfluid and speciesfluid loki shenanigans

[mysharona1987]

[mischievous-thunder]

[mischievous-thunder]

[sator-the-wanderer]

I needed a kiss between them

Also available on my SHOP

[divomria-moved]

[sad noises] 

[imaginaryspoon]

I see all these posts about wanting Mobius back in season 2 and I totally agree, but the anti-sylvie sentiment behind some of the posts makes me sad, she's a damn cool character and the betrayal was just a priorization of her lifelong mission over some dude she met three days ago it takes time to change your entire world view okay

[asgardian-viking]

yeah, I mean I always thought it was a mistake when stories let romance derail a character´s arc, so the fact the she kept focusing on the mission no matter how much she grew to Love Loki was refreshing in comparision

[imaginaryspoon]

yes yes yes and forgiveness might still be an option, right? loki's been learning his own place in the universe and how to love and have friendships and to trust, learning to forgive would be a nice thing to pursue in season two?

technically I'm still a lokius blog and I would prefer a lokius ending to a sylki ending in season two but sylvie definitely needs her place in the rest of the show and if it's romantic so be it

[icedmatchawoatmilk13]

What in the Loki x Y/N was this

[eyeldritch]

the way men literally scream for no reason. and then there's mobius who whispers in his soft little voice even when he's angry or upset