Why Don't We Go There?

Just a 22 year old loving music, books, tv shows, and random shit. Poor conversationalist, awkward attitude, and crazy as ever.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[iamafireplace]

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[rubysapphrald]

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

[lovedroughts]

[happifying-things]

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[desolationlesbian]

I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit. 

[curioscurio]

When you step into a craft store you don’t leave the same person 

[demidivinedhero]

As someone who works at Michael’s, I can confirm these exact reactions lol.

[rederiswrites]

@travelingkailey-blog

[godofsmallthings]

i can’t wait until people realize that child labor laws should apply to family vlog channels too

[aletheyass]

i looooove piracy. it’s like click click this is mine now lmaoooo

[creepish]

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

[aspiring-inspiration]

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[randomitemdrop]

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

[wumblr]

here’s my issue with the harkness test

[archdemoning]

[toastbutteregg]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[adhd-vibes]

there’s just! no time!

[thearchiveofthedamned]

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