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This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

pissedoffpineapple

its little floPPY EARS

no-w0rriess

lil buddy is on a BIG adventure

jumpingjacktrash

makin my way downstream

bisouschuu

construction of the eiffel tower, from july 1887 to march 1889.

stability

bob-belcher

justbadpuns

Here are the top 10 post here on justbadpuns this March

hannahhillam

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

coffeeandstring

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

fatsexybitch

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

hollowedskin

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

everydayconman

bloodbending

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

laughingfish

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought

julius-novachrono

I’m staying in this bitch ass world just to outlive him

big-meows

writing-prompt-s

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

writing-in-the-grave

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

gaynehollander

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

cheese24k

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

nasty-twerp

that was a religious experience

mightyfemme

me

pseudo-human-deactivated2021061

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

hoediac

His little ears flopping in he wind

cuttleskulls

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

cwote

streetlifemanifesto

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

sarapsys

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

bigmouthlass

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.