[yenvengerberg]

"The white face is very important. There's a reason why I do the white face." Chappell Roan for 'Faces of Music'

[annalyticall]

My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

[oodlyenough]

[soupmoss]

oh sorry

[mangonetics]

[weirdness-is-good]

[isitahairbrush]

Untitled Goose gets their wings on a car

[penismage]

Remember HONK if you honkallyou if anything at me I will HONK HONK if you get any closer u have to HONK IF if you will if I HONK myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[sunbakery]

[chocolate-to-the-party]

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

[catchymemes]

[klargreeves]

don't forget to boop today!

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[verilog-official]

[lithefider]

This movie is so damn good.

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[theconcealedweapon]

They'll gladly live in a cardboard box as long as they can look down on people who live in a smaller cardboard box.

[myriadsubtletiess-blog]

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

[thingsididntknowwereerotic]

I have never seen it explained so well.

[birdlord5000]

next year james patterson is slapping his name on a book called "the secret lives of booksellers and librarians," which is real bold considering that every bookseller and librarian that i've met in my time as a bookseller and librarian absolutely loathes him. including me.

[birdlord5000]

"rowan if you hate james patterson how come you know about a book of his that's coming out seven months from now?"

I Must Keep The Scope Of My Sniper Rifle Trained On The Beast At All Times

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[thehussy]

[wirelesson]

Music my dad wrote when he was in college

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!