MAGA are too unserious to figure out any of this. They will hear 'Soros' or 'Obama cell phone' and their limited minds are wiped.
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MAGA are too unserious to figure out any of this. They will hear 'Soros' or 'Obama cell phone' and their limited minds are wiped.
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so
He says, “I’m still the same person.”
I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel I’m being interviewed for a job I don’t even want. I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”
Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary
November 13, 1914
I had never heard of this character before, but it really was published over a hundred years ago. Here’s a comics blog talking about her, and a couple more gems:
It's hard to believe that this blog has been running over a dozen years now, and I am just now getting around to mak
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Saw a post about whether Johnny Bravo would date a trans woman, and now the thought is in my head and I hate being able to picture exactly how that conversation goes, so now I have to write it out.
You ask him, as a hypothetical question. He says he doesn't know what that word means, but you said "women" so now he's interested. No, the other word. He doesn't know what "hypothetical" means. He interrupts your explanation to let you know that sounds boring, he doesn't want to know what "hypothetical" means. What was that other word, you said "women".
You try to explain as simply as you can, being frequently interrupted by reminders that he is uninterested in abstract concepts and unfamiliar terminology. He doesn't know what a chromosome is. He doesn't want to know what a chromosome is. He is unsure how any of this subject is related to the ladies but he's optimistic about it.
After about half an hour, he finishes with asking "ok but what's the difference". After a while of unfruitful back and forth, you understand what he's asking what is the difference to him, how does this distinction affect him and his immediate surroundings. You have no idea how to word this in a way that would be understandable to a gerbil with A1 level english skills.
"If... If trans women are women, there's... More women?"
"More women. Nice. Then let's go with that one."
He walks into the sunset, leaving you unsure whether anything of value was actually achieved. As a matter of fact it feels likely that instead of you enlightening him, he actually managed to make you stupider.
unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
Please listen to this baby tapir CHEEP and maybe all your sorrows will go away for a precious moment 🩷🩷🩷
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Olga Orly took the stand again, where she revealed she wasn't truly an innocent waitress working that night, but was a pro dealer hired by Shadi Smith to finally defeat Phoenix Wright in poker.
The two's plan was to plant a card in Wright's pocket, and then call him out and search him once the hands were revealed at the end. But the planted card disappeared, and she testified further.
She claimed she planted the card, Wright lost, and Smith searched him. The card was missing, and Wright retaliated, hitting Smith with the bottle. The planted card, the five of hearts, was slipped into Wright's pocket while he was having dinner. The plan was to make it look like he switched it with the Ace. They searched him thoroughly, but found no trace of the card. And right after that was when he hit Smith.
Justice kept pressing her on that last claim of her testimony, pointing out that whenever she recalled it, she rubbed the back of her neck in what looked to him like pain. He kept pressing her about what happened after the crime, and she said she kept Wright in her sight until the cops got there, where he sat at a daze at the table until they arrived. Justice Objected, presenting Wright's cellphone as evidence that she let him go upstairs to call the police. She caved, and admitted that Smith hit her with the bottle, and she fell unconscious, and didn't witness the crime take place.
Kristoph Gavin accused her of possibly being the killer in that case, and Wright retorted with his theory from earlier, that there was a fourth person altogether. Wright brought back up the two hands from earlier, and how a card of a different colour was swapped into the victim's hand, something a outsider would do without knowing.
Wright revealed his plan was to bring this case to court all along, to catch this fourth person, someone who told the court they were using blue cards during the game all before the coloured photo was shown. That someone, Justice remembered, was Gavin.
Winston Payne claims it's impossible for Gavin & Smith to have even met each other, and Justice requests for Wright to testify, but not before Gavin interrupts him, trying to implicate Orly for the crime.
Phoenix testifies that he and Kristoph had dinner together at the Borscht Bowl Club that night, with Smith walking in to talk to him 5 minutes after Kristoph left. And after Orly and Smith were unable to catch him cheating, Smith hit Orly, and he stayed in the basement when Wright went upstairs to call the police. When he got back downstairs Smith was dead, with blood streaming down his forehead. And so he went back upstairs to call Gavin, to request his firm defend him.
The cross-examination then began. Wright testified he and Gavin dine often, and that Gavin and Smith could have crossed paths when he left. The plan was foiled early, since Wright found the card in his pocket, and placed it in the bottle of grape juice he had been drinking, which happened to be the murder weapon. Justice examined the bottle, only to find nothing inside it. He also brought up that Smith was wearing his hat in the first crime scene photo, which Wright refuted by saying it was the only piece of evidence he touched, putting it back on his head since he wore it all evening.
Wright then told the court that he did all those things for a reason, and requested the defense play the phone call between him and Gavin for the court. One quote from Gavin struck out to everyone; "You mean someone cracked that flawless bone china pate? It... wasn't you, was it?" Wright clarified a pate is a type of smooth, shiny porcelain, which brought to mind Smith's bald head. Wright began to suspect Gavin the moment he said that.
And when he got back downstairs, Smith was dead, his hat fallen to the floor. He put it back on, intending to keep the secret until it came to light in court.
The court has been adjourned for one final recess, after which Kristoph Gavin will testify.
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Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream - Personality Chart
Feel free to save and share around. This is just a simple cheat sheet to get the personality you want fast. I made this based on the European localisation btw, the US one should take the same inputs but the descriptions for the personalities might be different. I unno. Enjoy
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