[catchymemes]

[doortotomorrow]

“Seen my dad, have you?”

[artmagine]

The amazing concept art of Finding Nemo

Artbook: The Art of Finding Nemo

[fluffygif]

[headlikeanorange]

A Eurasian coot, the first ice skater of the season.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[soap-stains]

This has made me laugh so hard-

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[fabledmuses]

Found my cat.

[continuants]

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

[dashaibo]

THE WHOLE VIDEO I WAS WONDERING HOW THAT CAT LOOKED AND HOW CUTE THE MEOW WOULD BE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

[demisexual-deesaster]

OHMY GODDJEHSHSHSJSBNANA

[the-togepi-man]

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[jacknolazme]

[leslady79]

[homosexualontheloose]

She didn’t have to be that extra, but she did it anyway and for that she has my sword, my bow AND my axe.

[kagero]

tfw half of australia is on fire that’s already eclipsed the amazon fire but literally no one internationally cares or is giving help

[serotoninbluemmy]

[serotoninbluemmy]

okay this was pretty funny but nothing....nothing.....will ever top this

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is literally the shit that happens in my dms

[binches-deactivated20220521]

facebook post: *generic message* “i bet 99% of you won’t share this”

baby boomer:

[teenscoolest]