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hey, yeah, it’s me. yeah it’s jigsaw. yeah, look, i just– you were like, really quick to cut off your own arm, so is there like, something going on at home? no i know i know i know you’re trapped in my torture maze but you seemed almost excited to cut your own arm off. no this isn’t a trick i’m just worried about you. yeah fine your trap is talking about your feelings.

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Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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Movie Marathon

Harry Potter

Time- 19 hrs. and 40 mins

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two

Recipes

Butterbeer

Chocolate frogs

Pumpkin Pasties

Treacle Tart

Pumpkin Juice

Florean Fortescue Butterbeer Ice Cream

Marvel

Time- 29 hr

Iron Man

The Incredible Hulk

Iron Man 2

Thor

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Iron Man 3

Thor: The Dark World

Captain America: The Winter Solider

Guardians of the Galaxy

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Recipes

Iron Man Drink

Hulk Drink

Captain America Drink

Chicken Shwarma

Captain America Shield Cookies

Hulk Cake Pops

Tony Stark Drink

Black Widow Popcorn

Groot Cupcakes

Gamora Cupcakes

Thor Cupcakes

Star Wars

Time- 13 hrs and 12 mins

Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace

Star Wars Episode II- Attack of the Clones

Star Wars Episode III- Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope

Star Wars Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode VI- Return of the Jedi

Recipes

Lightsaber Pretzels

Princess Leia Cupcakes

Severed Wampa Arm Cake

Peanut Butter Carbonite Bars

Death Star Oreo Truffles

Star Wars Macarons

BB-8 Cupcakes

Lord of the Rings

Time- 19 hrs and 39 mins

Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Recipes

Lembas Bread

Seed Cake

A Whole List of Recipes

Beorn’s Honey Cake

Pirates of the Caribbean

Time- 9 hrs and 58 mins

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Recipes

Rum Chocolate Cake

Port Royal Punch

Pirate’s Ale

Indiana Jones

Time- 8 hrs and 2 mins

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones and the Kingdon of the Crystal Skull

Recipes

Pull Apart Monkey Brains

Mummy Cookies

Jurassic Park

Time- 7 hrs and 53 mins

Jurassic Park

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park III

Jurassic World

Recipes

Amber Treats

Dinosaur Eggs

Dinosaur Claws

If anything is wrong please let me know! Thanks!

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Smile Bomb

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Okay, how the hell. This is THE most crystal clear version of Smile Bomb I’ve listened to, and the creditless opening video is also like SHARP, like holy shit this is as if it were released TODAY type of clarity and it’s messing with me.

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here’s an HD creditless samurai champloo opening just because it’s so aesthetically pleasing

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I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

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I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:

1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”

2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.

3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.

4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.

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5. I just finished my last class of the night. At the end of it, the three year old girl (in China) wanted to know if she could come over and we could have the next class at my house.