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Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

taiwanesekid05

mercurialmilk

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

kaylmao

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

yuriartillery

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

ozempicofficial

lycanshelby

Starting a collection

hotvampireadjacent

Sweden ????

ashketchupandfries

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

leninthesixth

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

handsomeboymodelingschool

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

noisepuppy

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

escuerzoresucitado

churlsgonewild

blessyouhawkeye

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.