dogz and feminism

~I can't wait to be warm and safe in the people zoos~

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dreamsaremywords]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[siderealscion]

[orbsdotorg]

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

[yunisverse]

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

LMAOOOOO

[electrictype]

[marisatomay]

[lady-raziel]

karma got it’s kiss for you, donny?

[anxietyproblem]

[memehumor]

Cringe

[ready-player-fun]

[thebestoftumbling]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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[brianeno]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[twitblr]

how is this legal?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thenatsdorf]

When you finally get the puppy you always wanted. (via alyssalauren)

[prismatic-bell]

THEY GOT THEIR CAT A DOG I CANNOT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[realshinjiikari]

Need me a freak like this 😩

[avadcniels]