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@imfreakingobsessed
this is the darkest timeline
People keep asking who is behind this account, SO. My name is James I am 18 and I live in England.
*Goes back to drawing board*
I love tumblr, because I can tell everyone I find him incredibly attractive and it will probably never get back to him.
it got back to me
“find him incredibly attractive”?? bitch where??
This also got back to me
I can also say that he got nice glasses, and that really wont get back because I have maybe 100 followers (most of which are porn blogs)
But it did
I can ask why he looks so sad without it getting back to me.
Depression and crippling self doubt
Your a dedicated dude to get back to everyone even months after the original post
Years, I am 22 now
He’s super cute wtf
Bruh can we get an update? You still sad bro???
I got some help and I am a lot better. Started and finished university with first class honours and have a full time job. Although I just quit it to go travelling for a while. My family also got a dog and she is the love of my life.
Look basically the same though.
whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then
hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!
Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.
titanic
*whispers* holy shit
rawest fucking hozier lyrics in no particular order:
i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight
heat of her breath in my mouth; im alive
i’d be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground
idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword
and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came
every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside
the stench of the sea and the absence of green are the death of all things that are seen and unseen
if I was born as a blackthorn tree i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies
some like to imagine the dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do
before the wave hits, marveling at god; before he feels alone one final time and marries the sea
betray the moon as acolyte on first and fierce affirming sight
i have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me, I have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me
screaming the name of a foreigner’s god; the purest expression of grief
sweet and right and merciful, i’m all but washed in the tide of her breathing
but you don’t know the hell you put me through; to have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you
so i try to talk refined for fear that you find out how i’m imagining you
my head was war, my skin was soaked, I called your name ‘til the fever broke
be still, my indelible friend, you are unbreaking
remember me, love, when i’m reborn as a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn
Relax, you will be okay.
Inspired by @lightheartedsuggestion
The Mermaid of Lily Lake by Andy Ivanov
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The math books warned us about you
Hell world
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
jesus fuck i hate this website thank you
How much did this hellsite cost again?
Wait, you’re saying if I just stare at some water.. Important water. Right, of course, “important water.” I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I’ll start singing about my dream? – Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) dir. Rich Moore, Phil johnston and Jim Reardon.
Anyone can play a princess. Anyone who says otherwise has a small imagination.
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thinking about how all my teachers throughout middle and high school saw me comin to class in the same sweater and jeans every single day stinking to high heavens because I went months without bathing, watched me get spit on and smacked around by other students, knew I consistently went from straight a’s to straight c’s and d’s in every class every year, heard me say “im at my limit just surviving through each day, I don’t know what more you want from me”, and noticed me coming in with black eyes, slashed wrists and chunks of my skin and hair missing and not only never did a single thing about it but went out of their way to punish me and tell me how disappointed they were in me for my laziness
Are any of you experiencing this?
I didn’t suffer exactly the same kind of abuse where I didn’t get to bathe or have clean clothes, but consequences of my abuse did show up at school in my behavior and in my grades. All my teachers would take me to task in the beginning of the year, but then some of them laid off after they met my mother. In retrospect that cracks me up because bitch thought she was so brilliant at hiding who she really was. Nah woman. SOME OF MY TEACHERS KNEW.
i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me