[sacred-portal]

[flipchild]

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

[flipchild]

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

[flipchild]

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

[doctorcurdlejr]

Unsure how people could think Taylor's a bad lyricist when she literally wrote "I'm lost without a compass / when i can't smell your balls / your balls are like a compass to my nose"

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[kosmogrl]

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[raisinchallah]

everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other

[hocceius]

where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[stjohnstarling]

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[lesbianboyfriend]

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[loveridden1999]

[kaylmao]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[explicitlyrics]

❨･¨⬮

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