[neenarchive]

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[konoko]

[imgredience]

salmon parent voice*: when i was a roe i had to swim upstream to school both ways

[brucespringsteencomments]

[arkanaea]

Wasn’t allowed to reblog this but I want yall to see it

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[godlessondheimite]

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[monstrous-divinity]

michelle's soft estrogenized lemonade

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[misono]

arigato for all the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[yellbug]

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[6qubed]

there was a work truck at my job a while ago where someone had tried to play god

[foreveriallyzombified]

anyone else skipping to their lou today? how about someone else's lou? let me know in the comments below. bye.

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Yeah I’ll reblog that

[foreveriallyzombified]

“yeah I’ll show up at your doorstep and blow my own brains out with a hunting rifle and as you watch in horror my headless body will collect the shards of human skull from across your shitty unmowed lawn and piece it back together like a jigsaw puzzle.”

see it doesn’t sound so good when I say it

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

What

[foreveriallyzombified]

I think maybe my thing I said was not normal ☹️

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped