I'm in Love with a Waffle.

[all-pacas]

guys i have to show you my favorite house of all time. words cannot describe. have you ever wanted a house with a pool because do i have the house for YOU

2 bedroom, 2 bath, a nice exterior. i like the red door and red chimney!

the kitchen, i thought, opens up to the backyard/pool. it's not quite my style but i think they were going for some 70s futurism and i don't hate it, you can work with it!

huh, the living room seems... small.

not a huge fan of the bathroom and second bedroom, but...

wait, this is the master bedroom? can i get a layout on this thi--

oh

[aropride]

[fractiousrvt]

Everything about that layout is Certainly A Choice but...

Wtf is this nonsense???

Why are there 6 rooms labeled bath???

Why are they all clustered together around that one room???

Why does one single room have direct access to 3 of them???

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET IN THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT??????

[thursdayin94]

Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

[potato]

am on floor

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is one of my favorite adventure time clips for the sheer density of nonsense per second delivered in the most deadpan voice imaginable

[kathrenax]

"Liam. Someone you love very much is about to die."

[fatmdaily]

You Can Have It All 🥀

[animentality]

[viralfrog]

[innovadesexual]

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[beardedmrbean]

[hypersensationalism]

legitimately having trouble breathing over how hard this is making me laugh

[ampervadasz]

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[probuccalfat]

it’s this sentiment in practice, in day to day.

[gengario]

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

[le-skye]

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]