Magic Kingdom Of Weird

So i decided i should add a description!! This blog has no scheme, reason or rhyme. Im a strange girl who loves strange funny/sad/ or heart warming things. I fandom way to hard and i can't control the fun weird things i may reblog ;p. follow with an open mind with plenty of dirty thoughts. ☺️

[dankmemeuniversity]

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[mysharona1987]

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[horroredits]

Please don’t take my children! BIRD BOX (2018) dir. Susanne Bier

[lostcenturies]

“I’m not really sure who I am but I love reading books.”

— Krzysztof Kieslowski

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

[systlin]

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

[constellations-and-energy]

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

[joasakura]

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

[thequantumqueer]

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

[atlas-prime]

[juxtapoesition]

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

[goldnpoc]

[kuhree]

ICON

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[hornycritical]

In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

[frogmp3]

i lost it at this reply

[totalonlinechaosandsuffering-de]

the thread fucking rules

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[mysharona1987]

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[catchymemes]

No so fast thief!

[cursedcatimages]

This is unbelievably cursed

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for