Memento Mori

| I'm Bec | 05/10/97 | She/They | Pansexual | | BJJ | BFA | Mental illness. I have them they don’t have me. | I give good advice; I wish I took it |

[praying]

[memewhore]

[bymyblackhand]

[fizzimus]

That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

[ghost-cassette]

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

[jabberwockypie]

[ruinedchildhood]

[deejay]

[huffylemon]

[fatimamononoke]

I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.

[candletoyoureyes]

and we don’t count favors cause they came from the heart.

[kakairuincorrectquotes]

Police officer: I am pulling you over because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

Kakashi, with Sakura and Sasuke sitting behind him: Wait, three?!

Officer: Yes, you, and the two kids-

Kakashi: NARUTO FUCKING FELL OFF???

[rock-n-roll-lee]

[tamamita]

[fatimamononoke]

I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.

[candletoyoureyes]

and we don’t count favors cause they came from the heart.

[gettingintoknives]

me n my siblings used to cover each other in stuffed animals pillows and blankets and jump on each other from the top of the stairs and idk how we never got injured

[gettingintoknives]

glad to know all kids have always been rascals and rapscallions

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[coral]

You do your best but then again, your best isn’t always enough.

[dutchster]

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

[flavoracle]

I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.

I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.

I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.

[smallmight-72]

A little louder

[flavoracle]

I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE. 

I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST. 

I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND. 

(is that loud enough?) 

[swarnpert]

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

[imjustbec]

We’ve taken to falling asleep together.

[teenagerposts]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck