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My very self indulgent frozen au obikin, ft. creepy sheev, miscommunication, padme as hans-but-not-quite, palpatine as hans-but-not-quite and yoda as a troll First two chapters are up!

#yrhs #frozen au #fics

lycaniums-room

Hush

calicolen

Stormlight lore is wild because some asshole killed a sheep which means slave fantasy John Wick ended up being unleashed upon the world's political theater changing geopolitical alliances enabling some fuckin old guy with the altered IQ of a bagel to kill the god of literal hatred and put himself on said god's throne of immortal crab violence inspiring space conquest powered by the cloned ghost of a reformed war criminal who sacrificed himself to stop bagel IQ guy from taking over the world, but at least slave fantasy John Wick got married so that's cool

jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker

Don't forget the guy who couldn't decide between going to med school and being a foot soldier in perpetual war, and ended up playing the flute (badly) and making stew (badly). He was also there.

bird-prince-art

My blinding star

achillesangst

Star Wars prequels is actually the greatest retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice of all time bc Obi-Wan will always look back and Anakin will always be doomed. There is no other version of this story. I loved you. I loved you.

drasin

They’re not gonna be nice.

edit: I decided to write a fic for it. Stay tuned!

wordfather

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

gabedoesthings

unamusedsloth

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

bendablebananas

@maculategiraffe tags

accordionlover

cross stitch, words from Jenny Holzer's Livings, 1980-1982

mandhos

tennessoui

a thought: athena anakin and odysseus obi-wan but all the shit obi-wan goes through on his journey home after the trojan war is because anakin isn’t ready to return his mortal to penelope satine and he’s stalling because he doesn’t understand this desire to hold onto something fragile so tightly that it’s mostly called violence and hardly love at all but it’s also the closest thing to love a god is capable of

and yet obi-wan, clever man that he is, understands

#with the odyssey movie coming up #went digging through the tags #athena anakin just fits #yknow?#obikin

tyrannid

full here

virgoos

force ghost sex but I think anakin and obi-wan get even weirder about it. like think those posts where people comment “that probably feels good af for the [inanimate object]”

luke: where have you guys been? I was trying to reach you all morning. actually you know what, never mind, I don’t want to kn-

obi-wan: I was a boulder on a mountainside on alderaan. your father was a mountain stream that had been carving a path through me for centuries 😌

luke: GROSS!!!!

gffa

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO NOTICE THAT OBI-WAN JUST STRAIGHT UP SMACKED ANAKIN ACROSS THE FACE LOOK AT IT IN SLOW MOTION:

LIKE WE ALL DIDN’T WANT TO DO THE EXACT SAME THING TO ANAKIN ON MUSTAFAR “I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, AND JUSTICE TO MY NEW EMPIRE–” “YOUR NEW EMPIRE? ANAKIN SKYWALKER, YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RIGHT THIS SECOND, YOUNG MAN, OR I WILL BITCH SMACK YOU INTO NEXT TUESDAY.” AND THEN ANAKIN DIDN’T LISTEN AND OBI-WAN HAD TO INDEED SMACK A BITCH. THE BRIEF SECOND OF :O ON ANAKIN’S FACE RIGHT BEFORE OBI-WAN SMACKS HIM IS ALSO SO FUNNY OH MY GOD