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lvl. 20 [read pinned] mostly-but-not-exclusively Gen//shin + snz blog (and maybe some more general whump content too)

[immaculatesnz]

Official intro post!

I don't really know what to put here-

Hello snzblr! You can call me Alexis/Lexi (they/them) and I'm a former account-less lurker who just realized "oh wait I can make a blog for this now lol"

I can't draw and I can't write (but am currently trying to work up the courage to), but I have ideas so uhh

yeah

Despite the name and pfp, I plan to post non-fandom content too so dw if you're not into genshin

obvious 18+/don't rb to vanilla blog rules apply

(more under cut)

As for non-fandom related interests/prefs (subject to change and will be updated):

Like most of us, I like the vulnerability/caretaking aspect (the hurt/comfort to whump to semi-obscure illness-related kink/affinity pipeline is real) and seeing characters lose their composure from basic human reflexes

colds >>> (I still like allergies tho)

Not particularly into mess but don't really mind unless it's excessive

I'm only into fictional content with the sole exception of listening to wavs sometimes (for complicated questioning acespec reasons)

[snzsuckers]

A magician making a little flower disappear from his hands, giving the audience a moment to guess where it went, then immediately turn around to sneeze into an elegant handkerchief.

And out comes the same flower from his nose.

[snzsuckers]

Person is feeling a bit of chill from the weather. However, instead of taking care right now to make sure they don’t advance into anything worse, they decided to train even harder and getting themselves into even colder/wetter situations just to prove that they are NOT getting sick.

And wouldn’t you know it?

They got sick.

[snzsuckers]

We’ve all heard about pathetic wet cat men, but what about:

Depressed wet owl men: Tired of everything, could not comprehend the concept of being loved, just waiting for the sweet release of death at this point. And think everyone must hate them (they don’t)

Sweet but silly wet dog men: Remaining smiling and positive through the worst pain, thinking they can shake off anything (they can’t). Tries to get the others to not be worried even if they’re dying.

Dying wet hamster men: Crumble from the slightest of touch, mentally and physically. Somehow always end up hurt or sick just by doing nothing. Thinks they are a burden (they kinda are) and everyone must be tired of them (they still love them tho).

Anxious wet horse men: Is absolutely alright but just thinks they’re dying, probably search up their symptoms on google.

[snzqt]

A and B doesn't like each other, but when one day B shows up looking completely miserable, A can't stop thinking about how cute they look

"aww you're so weak you can't even fight off a silly cold"

"shud up, i'b dot id the b'mood for your bullishit— hh... hehh'KSHIEW! sdff.."

"wow, you sound.. awful"

"go to hell.. hh— hh'SHWNGH!"

"nah i don't want to" A slowly gets closer, reaching up to brush a few strands of hair away from B’s flushed face

[silentsneezes]

natural caretaker vs horniest person ever

caretaker suddenly has to deal with a sick brat who turns every doting comment and instruction into some sort of tease or challenge

[peachsnz]

A little animation. Just for youuuuu

MINORS DNI! DONOT REBLOG TO NONKINK BLOGS!!

[indulgnc]

someone walking outside during spring and immediately sneezing

[itsjustaflower]

Oh? You have "the sniffles"? You think you're "catching a cold"? You're "very sneezy" today? Those flowers are "tickling your nose"? You're "all stuffed up"? ..ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

[polly-pollen]

Thinking about an absolutely pathetic wet dog of a person with a streaming head cold, nostrils chapped red and dripping, standing outside in the freezing snow, hands shaking as they take a drag off their cigarette

[hitchykitty]

HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!

[head-colds]

i love vanillas who know what’s up

[cherrycherrytree]

happy pride to my fellow queer snzfuckers! i hope you all know that you’re sooo beautiful and sexy and loved, and that the world is a better place with you in it!

[snzsuckers]

A Victorian man writing at his table feeling a tickle in nose nose that won’t go away, so he just used the feather pen he’s writing with to tickle it

[snzsuckers]

When their building up goes from ”hah—” to “hIH—” to “IIH—“

[kaijusnz]

I learned the other day that intense emotion can cause sneezing (similarly to photic sneezing) and now I can't stop thinking of someone laughing really hard and halfway through it turns into buildups and they start sneezing

[sf-libet]

nasal endoscopy is, obviously, hot. i think in general when we tend to think of the inside of the nose we get some abstract idea of pink flesh with maybe some hair and some mucus stringing alone. it's a complete other animal to actually see inside someone's nose. i don't think most people realize how much hair is actually up there lol

& also nasal endoscopy is doubly hot when the tool used to do it is, in fact, making you sneeze as well