we don't say 'bless you' we say 'ink your base'

I am cringe but I am free. 25, they/them | minors and non-snz blogs please dni; if you recognize me NO YOU DON'T!!!

[heavyeditsnz]

the official™ heavyeditsnz fic masterpost

(all my fics are tagged #sp writes btw!)

M/ario:

M/ario and L/uigi snzcanons

Poor Thing (M) - L/uigi/D/aisy sickfic, with the princess trying to nurse her sick plumber boyfriend. (M/F)

Dusty (M) - The bros. get some cleaning done even though one of em’s down with a cold. (hint: it’s L/uigi.) Plus an alternate version with both bros. under the weather!

Old fic (M) - Caretaker fluff, with P/each looking after her favorite plumber. (M/F)

S/platoon (OCs):

Asahi oneshot (M) - Asahi still tries to do a photoshoot despite a particularly itchy cold.

Wipe(d)out (Part 1) (Part 2) (M) - Ren and Asahi make plans to meet up in the lobby for a few matches. Things don't quite go as planned when Asahi shows up under the weather.

Other fics:

A/cme I/ku fic (F) - I see your sick maids and I raise you: sick M/aidloids

2024 Snzblr Valentine's fic (M) - (M/M)

[coldshare]

vanilla twitter was so real for this one

[sf-libet]

hmmm here's a fun thought. reblog and put in tags what you think your biggest/most notable contribution to the SF community is

[feverfangs]

real life photo of the "contagion lover" guy after somebody coughs near them on the bus:

[vanillasnz]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine… 🍷 Except maybe #InducingHimUntilHeCries 😄 #Yep #ImASneezeFetishist 🌈

[ahtchew]

I know no one is going to read this, but I’m desperate enough to try. One of my kittens got rushed to the emergency vet today and was ultimately diagnosed with panleukopenia, the cat version of parvo. I’ve applied for and maxed out all the credit lines I have to pay for his treatment on the chance, even though it’s small, that he may pull through. I couldn’t just end his life like that. He’s only 4 months old. Please, if anyone can donate to help pay for his vet bill, it would be beyond appreciated. They’re quoting 6000 total atm, and I’m able to pay 4k myself. It’s the 2000 difference we’re struggling to find after I was just out of work for a month for my own surgery.

I never thought I would ever have to do this. I know it probably won’t get traction. But I had to try for my baby. Please. Any kind of help is appreciated. If you’re willing, I can message my Venmo

[ethereousdelirious]

Now draw him in bed with a fever

[cherrycherrytree]

more Natalie & Tobi!

[sleepysoftsnz]

ADHD dumbass forgetting to eat all day and then wondering why they’re so tired and dizzy. And they have a cold on top of it all.

[bubble-up]

I sleep on "developing a fever DURING something important" too much. It's not a groundbreaking concept or anything I just tend to focus on The Character developing a fever before something, I think. The drama of pushing through, and all.

But y'know. Character feeling completely fine and normal all day, just nothing off whatsoever, and then they deteriorate so quickly in like an hour flat that people notice. Just being absolutely hit like a truck in the middle of the day when they are already in the process of doing something very important. Feeling compelled to just see that task through because they're already in it. They felt completely fine this morning. What gives?

[bubble-up]

Ouhhhh a character getting all teary-eyed and weepy out of nowhere and when an alarmed caretaker asks them "What happened, what's wrong?!?" they say "Nothing, I'm sorry... I just really don't feel good."

[heleniumx]

The sound of B sneezing is the first thing A hears when they open the door and step inside.

It's A's first day back at work after a few days off, having just gotten over the same cold that B woke up with that morning.

"How's that cold of yours?" A asks, setting down their keys and shrugging off their jacket. They offer B a sympathetic smile as they approach the blanket nest B has made for themselves on the couch, knowing firsthand how awful they must feel.

At least B doesn't have to feel the guilt that they're feeling, A thinks.

"It's not mine," B grumbles from behind a handful of tissues. "...s'yours."

[snifflyhermit]

Hey, I’ve been seeing some weird shit on this side of tumblr again— so I’m posting some more metaphorical rent-lowering gunshots to keep this blog free from bigots and predators.

This is a trans and queer blog. If you’re going to misgender and patronize queer folks or their queer characters, or be a terf in general, you can get tf off this blog.

This is an adult kink community. If you’re going to post kink content involving minors, fictional or not, you can get tf off this blog.

If you’re going to be racist, zionistic, a nazi, or any other brand of bigotry, you can get tf off this blog.

If you’re going to sexually harass and pressure folks into giving you content to jack off to, despite their clear boundaries + autonomy, you can get tf off this blog.

You are not entitled to any body, nor any content, just because you want to get hard. You are not entitled to mistreat and harass folks in this community. You are not justified in being a bigot and a bully, all while hiding behind a screen like a coward.

We are not available for your mistreatment, nor your predatory bullshit. Get tf off this blog.

Now then! Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

[invisiblefig]

character A is a default stifler but has such a bad cold that they’re fully at the mercy of their body, unable to stop sneezing, fully & violently. they’re so surprised by the urgency & the force that they don’t even know how to cover in time. & ofc A is so embarrassed by this newfound lack of control over themself.

character B has the kink & is working from home while A is sick, & can’t get a single thing done because all they can hear all day is A’s violent sneezes echoing through the flat. trying to do zoom calls & finish tasks while they’re absolutely losing their fucking mind.

yeah! :D

[invisiblefig]

fave sentence ever: caretaker saying “i’m not worried, i never get sick”

[sickficlover123]

There is just something about the meanest person you’ve ever met being undeniably soft for their partner. Like they would rip your throat out if you suggested they were weak in any way, but if they’re sick and exhausted and their partner wants to pamper them? If their partner asks for cuddles? If their partner kisses their forehead and says, “Bless you, sweetheart.”? Yeah. They’re folding immediately.

[bloodyassboots]

When someone is able to successfully stifle their first sneeze but then their to disoriented to even try and stifle the next