are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?

26 | NYC | ♊

[valtsv]

if you ever disagree with anything i say online just remember that i'm a pretentious faux intellectual and a pointless animal who should be shot every time i post

[valtsv]

you will be entombed with me when i die until our bones are intermingled indistinguishably as dust

[haaarpb]

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

[jesscalba-deactivated20130913]

[apolladay]

[nbydaphne]

everyone has that one scooby doo movie that they watch over and over bc they personally think it’s the shit. rb and post yours in the tags. mine’s music of the vampire

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

🍿

[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[virtualgirladvance]

long overdue but much more formal than i thought they were

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[toskarin]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17