“There are two types of love. True love, and the love we actually get.”
“I would love you more if you were someone who could love me.”
“Our love was doomed, a burning building, a broken neck. But nothing since you and me even feels like love.”
“I want everyone to love me and I’m pretty sure the trick is to just be myself, but with money.”
“I can only infer that love exists from its effects on others.”
“I will always love you, or anyway I will always have loved you now.”
“You are the love of my life so far.”
“Will you still love me when I am a spooky ghost?”
“I’m in love with the you I wish you were. I only stay with you because you look like him.”
“Sometimes even love isn’t enough. So what chance do WE have?”
“I wish being in love was enough. I wish it counted for anything at all.”
“I hate it when you leave but I love to look at your butt while you walk away.”
“Yeah, maybe we all die alone. I masturbate alone, too. Sometimes.”
“Sometimes when two people love each other it’s really unfortunate.”
“I don’t believe each person has just one true love, but sometimes we don’t have enough time to find another.”
“If love lasted forever, we’d only ever get one.”
“Just once I’d like to fall in love with someone? who will ruin things before I do.”
“Ah, unrequited love. When your best isn’t enough.”
“I am terrified I will never find another love like ours.”
“I want to carve our initials in the bark of everyone who ever hurt you.”
“I love the way your face lights up when someone says, "It might be dangerous.”“
"All I ever wanted was love, until you loved me.”
“Our love is like an animatronic pigeon. No! It’s like a sex party on the moon! Also I am a bit drunk.”
“I want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love.”
“When you get that look, nobody is safe. It’s why I first fell in love with you.”
“You are a good person and I love you. This just isn’t the life I hoped I’d have.”
“Marriage isn’t just between a man and a woman, it’s between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”
“Our love is a forest fire and we are the little things that live in the trees.”
“Sometimes I think you might fall in love with someone else and all my problems will be solved.”
“I keep all my old love letters, but to be honest I just skim them for the dirty bits.”
“It would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadn’t somehow made the sex exciting again.”
“Unrequited love is a waste of time. Just walk it off. There. I said it.”
“If our love lasts forever it’s gonna get real awkward when one of us dies.”
“There are just two things that make life worth living. The people you love, and sweet pranks.”
“I love those quiet moments in the dark where you can stop pretending.”
“I don’t know what the fuck true love even is but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life.”
“I said I’d love you forever, and really meant it at the time. I guess that’s my problem. A failure of imagination.”
“I know I can’t make you love me. But I wish I could make you shut up about not loving me.”
“Our love is a meteor impact, a super volcano erupting. We won’t survive but we won’t die bored.”
“At first I was angry you had fallen in love with someone else, but you seem so happy now I didn’t even know you were sad.”
“You don’t love me, but you used to. I wanted to say thank you for that.”
“You and I will never be a great love story. That’s ok! Let’s see what kind of story we’ll be.”
“When I picture you with your new lover I get angry, and then sad, then kind of horny.”
“I lost the woman I loved and now all I have are my father’s well-meaning words, "Maybe now you can meet a nice man.”“
"I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”
“She’s like an angel. My family loves her but I just don’t believe anymore."
