[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[cute-animals-only]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[teathattast]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[depsidase]

[milfsisyphus]

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

[dailycatsblog]

[juicemetal]

Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.

[juicemetal]

Or the park perhaps. I’m not well versed in the hobbies of the modern canine companion.

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

[priceekins]

[elcycyromem]

fuck all that. in 2025 we are doing nothing

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[khe1]

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

[sagihairius]

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

[avvocarlo]

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

[alphacrone]

my favorite college memory was when one of my profs, right before graduation, sat all of us seniors in her class down and said, "do NOT drink a lot the night before graduation" and we were all like "yeah yeah no being late to the ceremony, no stupid behavior" and she goes, "NO not for any of THOSE reasons. there's a bagpipe choir. do NOT be hungover for the bagpipe choir. you won't like it."