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[immortal-he]

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[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[acreaturecalledgreed]

for the first like 14 years of my life i thought that the story of saint valentine and valentines day were a celebration of a massive gay polyamorous marriage and let me tell you, i was sorely disappointed when i learned i had massively misunderstood that story

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i was told the basic story of “the king had made it illegal for young men to get married so that they could be drafted off to go to war (as married men with families were not, apparently)” and that “saint valentine thought this was cruel, and married the young men in secret”

what this was supposed to communicate to me was “saint valentine would marry young men to their girlfriends in secret as a priest at his own risk and thats why we celebrate valentines day” 

what i got out of it was “saint valentine married a shitton of dudes so he could protect his army of husbands from having to go to war and it was beautiful and love can halt war in its tracks and thats why we celebrate valentines day”

and thats why the assumption that a child would automatically get a hetero interpretation of the story and the innate unclarity of the english language made me think that valentines day was about mass gay poly marriage until i was like fourteen and recited the story to a friend who stared at me like id grown three extra heads

i like my version better im not gonna lie

[starcut-sand]

When I was in college, my Creative Nonfiction professor would regularly have us do something she called "hotspotting" (she didn't know that this was already a term tbc) with our rough drafts. Basically, hotspotting is when you look at your draft and pick out your favorite sentence, or one of your favorite sentences--one that you're really proud of--and write it down in a blank sheet in a notebook. Not a new document, a physical notebook. (You are not allowed to use technology for hotspotting.) And then you set a timer for however long--like maybe ten to twenty minutes--and you elaborate. You treat that one sentence as if it's the opening sentence to a new draft, and you write from there, until the timer is up.

It sounds like a gimmick, but honestly, some of my best writing in that class came from hotspotting. Usually, the sentence you consider the "best" is the one that really gets to the heart of something you're trying to convey. In a rough draft, it tends to be that you're fumbling around a bit before you really hit on the heart of things. So with hotspotting, you're starting from a less fumbly place, which means you're able to dig into your subject in a much deeper and more precise way. It makes you feel like a surgeon, a little bit.

So I do recommend trying it, even just for fun, even if you think the rough draft you have is already good. You might surprise yourself with what you come up with! :)

[incognitopolls]

Do you have any pets with human names?

Yes (NOT named after a fictional character)

Yes, named after a fictional character

My pet's name CAN be a human name but it's not usually, these days (e.g. Elmo)

No, my pet has a classic pet name (e.g. Rover, Luna, Spot)

No, my pet has a noun or adjective name (e.g. Pumpkin)

My pet's name doesn't fit any of these

Multiple pets, different answers

No pets

Voting ended onDec 10, 2025

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[izbnart]

Dispatch animation! 👍

[shuploc]

Dispatchin' ain't easy... 📞

[visavvi]

Are you fucking kidding me

[icarus-takes-flight]

canon

[fosterova]

gasp thanks for all the activity on Desmond!! Older Desmond gahhhhh

Desmon-dilf? Dilf-mond? Idk, he looks like both William and Ezio, 100% intentionally

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[immortal-he]

been toying with this idea for a few days but Time Travel Fix It Fic except R2D2 is the one who goes back in time

because I think it would be hilarious

like for 1. pretty damn sure that he was NEVER wiped, from the invasion of Naboo to the sequel movies. so just like. imagine.

this astromech, knows a little too much about people’s preferences, what gets under people’s skin, has a weird grudge with Grandmaster Yoda of the Jedi Order, and will not stop getting in the way of Anakin meeting Palpatine & getting in the way of Palpatine grooming Anakin to be his next Sith apprentice.

anyways i might write something about it later, it’s like a ficlet in the making so I don’t know how good it’ll be but if I post it on ao3 i’ll reblog this post and link it

lmk if anyone has any other ideas or suggestions (or just little hcs about it)

[cupid-angels]

Thanks for the tag @bleachbambi ᥫ᭡!!

search up on pinterest : lyrics, color, character, place, outfit, and aesthetic.

⋆˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ tags (no pressure!!): @heartshapedfangz @sillydoegirl @witchh09 @y0urfav0r1te-girl @girlnextdoorxoxx + any angel who wants <3

[dolly4stxr]

Tags : @junkyardd-101 @whatthefuck1200 @pinkertoast @liliesdieroses @y0urfav0r1te-girl

[junkyardd-101]

decently accurate.. when i did the character one i was like TOBY??? WHAT R YOU DOING HERE???

@angelsdocry (idk if you like these things..) @bloodynrves @intern3t-lover @moth-boyyyy

[angelsdocry-deactivated20260426]

Yayyy!!

Tagz - @rainandsugarcane2000 @crucispidey @digitalvamp-mp3 @hood1ebo7 + Open tagz!!

[crucispidey-deactivated20250724]

TYSM FOR THE TAG!!! why is my pinterest so random im cyring.

open tags im lazy

[orphiccrowns]

yeah this is pretty accurate (OMG MY HUSBAND VIKTOR???????)

@nomgett @liahverse @mellowluka @thenorsewater @makan-feelins

and open tags for anyone who finds this post!!!!

[liahverse]

feeling pretty seen honestly

@2parkleverse @tumbler-dot-com-user @fuckiswrongwithme @the-soul-detectives++ anyone else who wants to join

[tumbler-dot-com-user]

thank you for the tag, this was so fun! :D

@icyfox17 @yumnasfunblogsaysfreesudan @cassandralexxx @xrinnihil @cup-of-anxi-tea @featherboabear and anyone else who'd like to join!

[icyfox17]

@jtownraindancer @littlemissagrafina @theotherbuckley @divine-victory @mbirnsings-71 @sammiehorrors @cristalmystery @jiksvokrat @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @soupedsprout whoever else would like to join :D

[littlemissagrafina]

@vrepitspidey @call-me-coley @cal-caje @dragonpyre @exhaustedpirate and anyone who just wants to

[cal-caje]

Tag game! Thanks for the tag aggy!

Tagging the besties this was actually kinda fun!!!

@superherotiger @sunsetuniverse @lunasquared @doctornineandthreequarterss @aces-and-addidas and anyone else ofc

[aces-and-addidas]

i just forgot literally everyone i know so uhhhhhhhhhhhh @demontisms @immortal-he @skeletonthecreator and any of my followers

[immortal-he]

YIPPEEEEEE

uhhhhh @corvisking @jackalunar & anyone who sees this :>

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[goodshipskypirate]

I've spent the last two hours delivering non-plot related packages. You think I jest, but this is my dopamine.