Immortal's M*A*S*H

[immortalsmash]

Pinning this here, not as a description of who I am (because I don't feel like being that open tbh), but because I need ideas.

I can write fine but MASH is one of the things that I simply can't come up with anything good TO WRITE about. Basically if anybody wants to give me MASH prompts I would appreciate it.

[lysostaphin]

This is bj hunnicutt. To me

[krispy-pawz]

in honour of the shitshow update being removed, here's a low quality hawkahy meme i didn't want to post earlier for the lack of community

[margarettherelentless]

[ineffableduckears]

spiritual successor

[subjectverb]

proxy relationship not a trope to anyone else but me which is a shame. Does no one else care abt the beautiful dynamic potential of conducting an entire shameful affair with someone just to get closer to their partner...Indirect kiss through some other guy. Possibilities !

[subjectverb]

some dynamics under this umbrella (feel free to add more im gonna forget some)

a wants b, b is with c, and a cant have b, so a gets with c

a and b both want c so they form a relationship out of mutual Well You Also Know C So You Get It And Also You Are Close As I Can Reallt Get To Them

a and b both want Each Other but they dont believe they can do that (whether or not theyre right is frankly irrelevant!! i dont care if they are cursed or just stupid) so they use c as a vehicle for their relationship

"this sounds really toxic and objectifying"yeapppp. 👍

[subjectverb]

IMPORTANT ALSO THANK YOU PIPER !!

[03pilot]

every other day i'll think about BJ nuzzling Hawkeye's shoulder for no reason and have a moment

[gloomsday]

hey quick question what the fuck

[bracketsandunderscores]

i refuse to believe most of the mash cast is dead you guys are all at the swamp playing poker and drinking gin

[exuberantocean]

BJ goes to

Trapper John and Charles Winchester the third go to Maine.  Together.  As in they carpool in the same car.

Listen, I know it’s only a 3-3.5 hour drive.  But it’ll still be epic.

[exuberantocean]

It’s been five years and only like six reblogs, but I stand by this.

[4-0-doublenatural]

So if you ever wanted to know what the note for Klinger's 'nasal drip' says in season 2 episode 8, the Trial of Henry Blake that Trapper hands him it says:

"Give the guard a fucking gallon of phenobarbital."

I'm glad Trapper got to say write fuck. He deserves it.

Edit: thought it was Corporal but on second look I think it's actually guard.

[greenares]

[staticbluue]

Paranoia Politician Diva

Finally, a comprehensive look at what's inside Frank's head instead of a brain.

[bulliesbones]

Beejhawktrap but Hawkeye brings home his boyfriend to meet his lover expecting them to be at arms (bj is jealous and trapper is defensive) only to find out they were best friends as kids and one of them had to move away. So they like eachother immediately and Hawkeye is actually the jealous one. But not of them or anything, but just a sort of blanket general jealousy towards the timeline. Is this anything,

[4-0-doublenatural]

Want to know my sad headcanon that explains Hawkeye refering to a mother and sister?

Tommy and Hawkeye meet in the fifth grade so around when Hawkeye's mother died. Tommy's mother moved to Crabapple Cove to be near her family while raising her two children after the death of her husband.

The two bond over their lost parental figures.

Eventually Hawkeye starts to call Tommy's sister Sis and his mom Mom. Tommy calls Daniel Daddy Dan or something like that. The two are joking around at first, but the families grow close and they basically adopt each other.

So whenever Hawkeye asks his dad to send his love to Mom and Sis he means Tommy's family who are still in the Cove and who Daniel would see regularly (as far as he knows Tommy is in a big city being a writer).

After Tommy's death on his table, even though there's nothing he could have done, he feels too guilty to call them that anymore.

[freelance-abortionist]

pointed out the cock check to my husband last night and he was flabbergasted. he was like “why did he do that???”

he has fully accepted beejhawk into his heart but doesn’t really see anything between hawk and trap (amateur) and even then he was like that’s not something straight men do jfkshrkdkf

[neufer]

Somehow forgot that the reason Hawkeye convinces everyone to write their families about the party is because BJ was depressed about his patient not doing well and so he’d given up on the party