Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets

Rain | Any pronouns It's more important to know whether there will be weather than what the weather will be

[ineffableduckears]

Hi! I'm Rain, welcome to my main blog <3

Trying to use Tumblr to get better at voicing my thoughts and interacting with other humans ^_^

I will reblog any and everything I like with no discretion and very occasionally make my own posts for funsies <3

Follow me if you like constant neverending streams of reblogs with little to no connection. Or me as a person, I suppose...

About me <3:

I'm genderfluid and biromantic, AuDHD, and pretty stunted with social skills. I'm a grammar nerd but only when I have the energy to spell things correctly ;P I suck at math and I draw compulsively and have for my whole life.

I have severe anxiety and use fandom and escapism as a coping mechanism, so if I have trouble keeping up with conversations I'm likely just overreacting and will hopefully get over it soon.

I like to headcanon my favorite characters with traits that I have, especially if I relate to them <3 Namely making all of them Bi and Autistic artists. Please don't argue with me about the accuracy or "goodness" of my headcanons. I am aware they aren't always in service of the story but they aren't meant to be.

I have special interest in MLP:FiM (I have lots of bad opinions about G5), Doctor Who, historical fashion (specifically the 1920s and Victorian era), art in most of it's visual mediums, folklore and fairytales, and animals and biology.

I absolutely adore Leverage, DS9, Arcane, M*A*S*H, TOH, SPOP, Scooby Doo (Especially Mystery Inc.), and so much more.

I have a writing sideblog featuring reader insert, OC, or other self insert fanfiction, @rain-hates-writing

And a selfshipping sideblog, @rain-likes-pretty-people

If you only like my art, my art only blog @rain-does-art-things contains all art I post on Tumblr with no other posts.

I hope you enjoy (or at the very least, are neutral about) your stay here, however long it may be ^_^

[qlv-vllp]

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[urayuli]

i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

ALT

[nikikeya]

He exploded a customer An idea for a story where instead of being deleted, Caine realizes his mistakes early, and sends the cast back to Spudsy's (Indefinitely) while he works to cool off and stop glitching out. Enter Cashier Kinger. The comic was gonna be that Kinger started to list off an order to the customer. At which point the confused NPC pointed out that NPC: "Aren't you supposed to be taking MY order??" Kinger: OH! Am I??? .... Who are you again? NPC: I'm- *-freezes as they realize that they don't actually have a name, or any background story at all-* ((because this was a rush job by Caine to get the humans away from him so he didn't hurt them anymore.)) NPC: *-literally explodes from the trauma of having no memories-* Kinger: ... Oh... Jax: *-stares for a few seconds more then laughs his ass off-*

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

[kla1991]

[oneheadtoanother]

[bedupolker]

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know when I was a teen with braces my chemistry teacher told me that she stopped wearing her retainer because she would take it off in her sleep and throw it across the room every night and I remember thinking yeah right that’ll never happen to me

Well guess why I had to stop wearing my retainer last year

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wore that thing every day for eight years with no issue and then all of a sudden one day my sleeping self decided he couldn’t take it anymore and started yeeting it across the room every night

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[555bunnies]

Hares and rabbits are both equally beautiful creatures

[byjove]

Sherlock Holmes is a perfectly normal autistic guy with a roommate who is deeply perplexed by him.

[absolutejamer]

Sherlock Holmes demonstrates a remarkably sophisticated understanding of stimulant usage in neurodivergent individuals

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

i've been using computers since 2009 i know how computers work you people need to stop assuming people know nothing about computers. yes i know you can change icons. i just made this post because i wanted to make a silly post about my puter. so many of you people would be the least fun person at parties because of how you go "omgf youre so stupid wait until you learn about (thing)" like politely. shut the fuck up and start being nicer to strangers on the internet

have some fucking joy and whimsy and instead say "its so awesome people are learning about this"

[dogpuppy]

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[petz5]

you have to post about your ocs. even if you get zero notes. if your ocs are lame its even more imperative you post about them.

[snow-nose]

ID: a tiktok comment by teamworkfollowss_10k that says "i deman you to do it ?" end ID