i'm really batman

i'm totttallly batman. really man. you can trust me, i'm from the internet.

[pixelsul]

I was in the mood to do a horror movie poster type thingy

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Child: Did you know an Octopus has 9 brains?

Me: what? No they don--

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OnlyFans is banning porn when its high key a porn website.

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This is an ad that popped in my feed today

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BTW I never figured what this ad was for. But this wasn't the last time I saw it.

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When I worked retail I had a Karen, who I have never seen before, come into the store. She wanted a return on an item that was never paid for, and when I told her I couldn't do the return she, of course, flipped shit.

She start going on about how much she shops at this store, and she should have special treatment. She also told us she's never coming back (thank God)

But the funniest part is that was her first time at the store. I had never saw that woman before in my life.

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Mom, waking up at 3 pm: Have our LAZY children gotten out of bed???

Me and my sister, whose been up for hours:

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Why is it when I look at Gifs through Tumblr its just a bunch of bare asses.

Like I wanted to look at Loki gifs, not get mooned

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Loki: Tell me where I came from Father!

Odin: nah bruh, I'ma just gonna go to sleep

[imnotreallybatman]

My hair is a color that no matter what, someone will argue with me about it

"my hair is blonde"

"no it isn't, it's brown"

"my hair is brown"

"no it isn't, it's ginger"

"my hair is ginger"

"no it isn't, it's blonde"

*flips table*

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Me trying to follow Simblr drama like

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Me: I'm going to like this post

New Post Button: no your not

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Day 5 in covid19 spring break: watching drama unfold about the Sims 4 and racism

[imnotreallybatman]

My cat is trapped in the bathroom with me and he keeps sticking his paw in his water bowl and flicking water on me. Asshole

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This is an ad that popped in my feed today

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strong, despite broken

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You know you're pmsing when Say Yes to the Dress makes you tear up.

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I have to switch rooms with my sister (tiny room) and its gonna be a mess, but I'm an artist so I have to make it a beautiful mess.

If I fail I will call it abstract and you just can't understand the complexity you degenerates.