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symeona

John Boyega wants to play Jason??? Oh godddd plsss this will be the softest boy in the whole world plssssssssss

I can't imagine that man angsting. But I want to see him yell at Ben Affleck or Robert Pattinson really baddd plssss

kaurwreck

god the power that John would have as Jason. He has the range; I’d kill for this casting

symeona

I had to very quickly show or stress how much I need this 🔥🔥🔥

symeona

You thought I was done. FOOLS!!! I need this and I need it now.

fullmetalfisting

Apparently when my grandma first came to America she didn’t know what a raccoon was and assumed it was a fucked up cat and adopted it. I just imagine this 13 yr old girl with a heavy Eastern European accent being like “this is my cat, Petr. He is not very friendly”

cherry52011

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YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

unfried-mouth-wheat

this seems like a good cause

the-turtleduck-pond

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

freyjadottir87

@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?

red-gay-tree

@bittergayvvitch

frustratedasatruar

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

awkward-finger-guns

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

ab0masum

Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.

luckymisfortune

@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus

For a good cause?

kingscrown666

Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.

alexseanchai

it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!

arimesi

🍊🌼😌

[Orange Trees by MARINA playing in the background]

Artfight work of lovely Nadyne who belongs to @wenmistry !!( ˊᵕˋ )♡

cosmostickers

by BIBBY&co

16mach

Here’s Katara because I wanted to practice some coloring (and because I’m re-watching the show, again)

summer-doodles

Lol I just love this post a lot 😂

tutturuinen

Some characters from Avatar: the Last Airbender in Okami style.

taikeero-lecoredier

Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

archive.org/donate/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CANT DONATE THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE INFO

On twitter,tumblr,facebook,heck,anywhere you want,this needs to be talked about !

ukulelewrap

BOOST BOOST BOOST

quarantinemakesyoulookatthissit

REBLOG PEOPLE

xxbriannaxx01

😂oh shit fam

everybody-loves-to-eat

Lemon Pepper Cauliflower Bites with Sweet Tahini Ranch

📷 by @saratane

Recipe:

¾ cup almond milk 2 lemons, zested and juiced ¾ cups all-purpose flour ½ teaspoon Simply Organic Cayenne Pepper ½ cup Panko breadcrumbs ½ cup plain breadcrumbs 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper 1 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more to taste 1 head cauliflower, cut into 1-inch florets Vegetable oil, for frying FOR THE SWEET TAHINI RANCH INGREDIENTS ¼ cup tahini ¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 lemon, juiced 1 tablespoon maple syrup 1 tablespoon Garlic Powder 2 teaspoons Onion Powder 1 tablespoon chopped fresh chives 1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill Kosher salt, to taste MAKE THE CAULIFLOWER BITES METHOD STEP 1 In a small bowl, whisk almond milk and juice of 2 lemons. Let sit for at least 10 minutes. In a separate small bowl, combine flour and cayenne. Set aside. STEP 2 In a third small bowl, combine panko, breadcrumbs, zest of 2 lemons, black pepper and 1 teaspoon salt. STEP 3 Dredge each cauliflower floret in the almond milk mixture, then flour mixture (tapping off any excess flour), then return to almond milk mixture again and finish in breadcrumb mixture. Transfer to a baking sheet and let florets chill uncovered in the refrigerator for at least 10 minutes. STEP 4 Meanwhile, make the sweet tahini ranch: In a medium bowl, whisk all ingredients and 2 tablespoons cold water (or more, depending on desired consistency). Keep in refrigerator until ready to serve. STEP 5 Heat 2-inches oil in a large Dutch oven until a thermometer submerged in oil registers 350°F. Working in batches to avoid overcrowding the pot, add breaded florets to oil. Cook until florets are browned and crisp, about 6 minutes. The temperature of the oil should not fall below 325°F. Remove florets from oil with a fine wire mesh ladle; drain in a single layer on paper towels. Season with salt and serve with sweet tahini ranch immediately.

razberryyum

The manhua is killing me every week now with its intense WangXianness.

Official link: https://m.kuaikanmanhua.com/mobile/1749/list/

catasters

mizules-deactivated20240615

Katara as the Painted Lady

ithelpstodream

lmao fuck

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

“THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT!”

…

maxkirin

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

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This is super useful to know!

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and not just for writing!!