lightly horny for bad choices

five feet of heaven in a ponytail small, angry, jewish | she/whatever formerly imonlyhereforspacejews anti-shippers of any fandom can eat shit, thx

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Now that I am getting more followers and interactions, I gotta remind everyone this blog’s origins (reylo) so people with stupid opinions (that me and my friends deserve to die for the previous point) unfollow me.

That out of the way…

Hi. I’m Zaf, but also Yael (it’s a Jew thing).

This is a sideblog and I follow back from @zaflikescreepydolls (content warning: dolls, some of them even objectively creepy even if you aren’t put off by dolls in general).

I tag sporadically; I’m doing my best (aren’t we all?).

Comments should be open on all my posts. Say hi. Tell me an interesting fact. Squee with me about what I’m squeeing over. There’s enough room in the sandbox for both me and you, after all.

Currently watching: Ashes of Fire

Can’t stop thinking about: Zhan Zhao Adventures, Fangs of Fortune

[spica-starson]

Think carefully about the consequences before you try escaping.

Zhan Zhao Adventures | 雨霖铃 (2026). Huo Linglong ft. Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao's reactions to her words.

Bonus: Huo Linglong telling Bai Yutang to stand down without words prior to that

[psych-is-the-name]

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Love a man who will just giggle if you bite him while he’s sleeping.

[thememedaddy]

[mywaysthehighway]

this could not hit harder if it tried

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

*gasp* Twenty-five pages! With footnotes and sources AND a bibliography!!

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Okay I am hyper so we’re just jumping right into Ashes of Love and i have got to say that is the most fascinating fantasy birth scene I have ever seen. Really tasteful use of late teens-era cgi so far too.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Yes, girls, planting an injured phoenix in the soil will definitely help.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

✨Sleep is for Sundays✨

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

“It’s fine to pull my robes off but don’t do it with anyone else” SIR.

[smols-darklighter]

introductory arc jinmi, you will always be famous

[smols-darklighter]

i'd forgotten that Old Uncle Moon Immortal is a fudanshi lolololol

[smols-darklighter]

as soon as he and jinmi converse: endless memes

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Okay I am hyper so we’re just jumping right into Ashes of Love and i have got to say that is the most fascinating fantasy birth scene I have ever seen. Really tasteful use of late teens-era cgi so far too.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Yes, girls, planting an injured phoenix in the soil will definitely help.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

✨Sleep is for Sundays✨

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Older brother has a tail.

[smols-darklighter]

i'd forgotten that Old Uncle Moon Immortal is a fudanshi lolololol

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

I love him, he’s killing me and I’m trying to keep my giggles under wraps but he makes it so hard. “Read this porn, it will be good for your cultivation.” 🤣

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Okay I am hyper so we’re just jumping right into Ashes of Love and i have got to say that is the most fascinating fantasy birth scene I have ever seen. Really tasteful use of late teens-era cgi so far too.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

Yes, girls, planting an injured phoenix in the soil will definitely help.

[imonlyherefordualcultivation]

✨Sleep is for Sundays✨

[prokopetz]

In terms of establishing the fundamental aesthetic of the 1990s strand of cinematic cyberpunk, the 1993 Super Mario Bros. adaptation is probably up there with Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man influence-wise, as much as we all hate to admit it.

[facultativeactivity]

What the fuck

[prokopetz]

Welcome to the "learned from this post that the first major live-action feature film adaptation of a pre-existing video game franchise was a dystopian cyberpunk AU of Super Mario Bros. for some inexplicable reason" club.

[sabrieterrhisken]

I do believe the stink of this movie saved us from some far worse projects. I have no idea what those would have been, but I believe.

[prokopetz]

Are you kidding? This film was the vanguard; it may have tanked in theatres, but the novelty of it led to a number of bandwagon-jumping projects in following years. After Super Mario Bros. dropped in 1993, we had Double Dragon and the Jean-Claude Van Damme Street Fighter in 1994, then Paul W S Anderson's Mortal Kombat in 1995; the unexpected commercial success of the latter film was reportedly the deciding factor when Angelina Jolie accepted the lead role in Tomb Raider a few years later, which in turn kicked off the second wave of major live-action video game adaptations in the early 2000s that gave us the Resident Evil films

[captainwolfrandthe42nd]

Don't forget the 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘮 Movies

[prokopetz]

I prefer to focus on positive outcomes.

[prokopetz]

#The aesthetics of this film are fascinating #I’m obsessed with the bumper car style contact poles on the vehicles (via @cantovvn)

Everything in the dinosaur dimension runs on electricity because the fact that dinosaurs never went extinct there means there's no oil.

No, seriously; that's the actual, textual explanation for why the cars look like that.

[soymoss]

I 🪱 the American Woodcock